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    I Been Hitched

    yup i gone and done it, i got hitched. also i havent posted here since before feb 1st. but too all those who didnt know i am now done for.
    a few things i have learned over being married
    a) weddings mean lots of booty (in a pirate sense, non homosexual sense)
    b)weddins mean lots of booty( just in the non homosexual sense)
    c)weddings mean lots of al kee hall (free for the most part)
    d)weddings=sex
    e)weddings= buy lube
    f)sex=WHEEEEE
    g)wheeee=next door neighbors telling you to stop bangin so loud
    ok i am out
    i try to be more active since twl is startin
    To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
    brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart
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    For further reference:

    We had no faith in you.

    HF with married life pv.
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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    • #3
      CONGRATS PV!
      jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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      • #4
        another one bites the dust...

        j/k. congrats.

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        • #5
          I still don't beleive you.

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          • #6
            what's it like married to a lesbian?

            jk, grats
            plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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            • #7
              congrats pv, lets see some wedding pictures
              5:gen> man
              5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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              • #8
                Let's see some honeymoon pictures.
                Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
                i just wish it was longer
                Originally posted by Cops
                it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by pv=nrt
                  yup i gone and done it, i got hitched. also i havent posted here since before feb 1st. but too all those who didnt know i am now done for.
                  a few things i have learned over being married
                  a) weddings mean lots of booty (in a pirate sense, non homosexual sense)
                  b)weddins mean lots of booty( just in the non homosexual sense)
                  c)weddings mean lots of al kee hall (free for the most part)
                  d)weddings=sex
                  e)weddings= buy lube
                  f)sex=WHEEEEE
                  g)wheeee=next door neighbors telling you to stop bangin so loud
                  ok i am out
                  i try to be more active since twl is startin

                  Finally got laid? WICKED!
                  The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                  Originally posted by Richard Creager
                  All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                  • #10
                    Well played, but you still look like a kid from my old school's badminton team
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #11
                      When I scan quickly over the name pv=nrt my mind still interprets it as reading "pervert", even after all these years. Just a little tidbit of information the missus deserves to know.

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                      • #12
                        Congrats.
                        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                        • #13
                          Congratulations my boy, I'll talk to you soon. You'll have the time of your life... litteraly.... she IS the TIME of your LIFE.

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                          • #14
                            Wait, so she's a time? When I grow up, do you think I can marry the summer of 1993?

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                            • #15
                              I believe Paul meant she consumes your time much like how Sally Struthers would consume a twinkie.
                              5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                              5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                              5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                              1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                              1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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