Bushisms

[Yojo]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

Hard to believe that is the leader of the free world, and quite possibly the most powerful man on our planet.

Post your favorites.

[Fit of Rage]

"I'm a follower of American politics." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003

[Exotic]

"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

[Jerome Scuggs]

More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill.

[Bob (SRB)]

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."

"I think war is a dangerous place."

darn my friend has some of bush's best quotes in his room but i cant remember any of them :eek:

[Subjugation]

omg, that shit is so funny.

'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?' and 'They misunderestimated me.'

those two together remind me of little ralphie wiggum from the simpsons when he says, "me flunk english? that's unpossible!"

[Yojo]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushbookupsidedown.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushbinoculars.htm

Two amazingly funny pictures of our main man. Check them out.

[WiseCherub]

Any American leader is bad.. especially if from either Republican or Democratic parties. So don't just make fun of George Bush... all of them are bad!

Its a scary thought to ponder we have a bunch of idiots for leaders and they can press the nice shiny red button.. you know the red button to launch nuclear warheads... scary.. indeed..

Who knows next thing George Bush will do.. is re-establish Church and State... so if you don't goto church on sundays you'll be under arrest...

Very scary prospect.... going to church on Sundays sucks

[sixtoo]

hmmm I could make fun of Bush for stupid things said, but I won't, rather recommend yous a book

1984 by george orwell

if you haven't read this book, it is a MUST read

[Bilbo]

Any American leader is bad.. especially if from either Republican or Democratic parties. So don't just make fun of George Bush... all of them are bad!

Its a scary thought to ponder we have a bunch of idiots for leaders and they can press the nice shiny red button.. you know the red button to launch nuclear warheads... scary.. indeed..

Who knows next thing George Bush will do.. is re-establish Church and State... so if you don't goto church on sundays you'll be under arrest...

Very scary prospect.... going to church on Sundays sucks

Dude, you are awesome. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

[Fit of Rage]

There's no way in hell George Bush could reunify Church and State. It would require a constitutional amendment to be passed by what, 2/3 or 3/4 majority vote in the House of Reps and the Senate. Not to mention the fact that there are SO many different religions in the United States (Baptist, Methodist, Episcopal, Presbyterian, Catholic, Islam, Judaism, to name a few) that coming to a consensus on which faith should be the national church would be a moot debate.

Secondly, you don't even live in the United States, so why does it concern you?

[Jerome Scuggs]

millionf of americans. And who do we elect? Bush and Kerry. FFS.

[Nickname]

It's not on the site, but the best was and forever will me (something like this)

We have great faith in nato, we are a part of NATO. we have great faith in Europe, we are a part of Europe

Something like that.