Back from the banned, but going to jail

[Adman]

i have a charge pending that i may have to serve 15 nights in jail!!!!!!!!

it's for not paying a traffic fine!!!!!! (3 years ago)

[Jerome Scuggs]

I killed Jerome about half an hour ago, I hope I get only a couple hours in jail for it (as opposed to prison). Watch out BZ.. I see you watching this thread there at the bottom. You're next. Watch your back, I'm willing to do the 6 hours (you're worth more than 3 Jeromes).

Your post in itself was not existential but i'm still posting even though I'm dead so the concept of your post was pseudoexistential.

[Sarien]

I guess I missed. Now if Trench Wars holds true to itself, someone will tell me to ?buy aim. Maybe I should just accuse you of eating, to help save my precious reputation.

[Battlecat]

yeah, lying about being a criminal is sweet.

have fun jerking off to this thread.

[Infiltr8er]

9.attempted homocide/ partial vehicular manslaughter


That charge by itself will bring easily more than 3 months. gg trying to portray the mistakes of a dumb criminal. Masterminds dont get caught.



P.S. ROFL! @ fenderbendering CrazyAsian

[Torn Wing]

yeah, lying about being a criminal is sweet.

have fun jerking off to this thread.

Is it so wrong to be jerking off to this thread? Some of us get off on shit.

[Da1andonly]

Fucking idiot.

If you really did that, or even one of them (except underage drinking) then you are a fucking idiot who SHOULD go to jail, and preferably stay there because you fuckers never learn.

[colony]

3 months? pfft try 6 years and then you wont whine

I hope youve got a macro for that name

[Squeezer]

Dunno about America, but in Britain you'd get a lot more than 3 months for all that.

No here in America we have a corrupt Judicial system.....its great....ppl like OJ get off skotch free.....and everyone talks about Kobe.....he wont set foot in jail cuz he has money and a celebrity status

[geekbot]

I finally got 6 stars the other day, took me awhile, the trick is to shoot enough SWAT vans (which is hard)

If you steal a tank you can pretty much run over/shoot as many SWAT or other things you want.

[Sarien]

3 months? pfft try 6 years and then you wont whine

I hope youve got a macro for that name

Why? His name is just CurrencyBitShiftRightRightBracketDiaresis-EPoundAcute-USection-SignIVAcute-EPlus-Or-MinusFSlash-ORegisteredCedilla-CDiaresis-ELeftBracketBitShiftLeftCurrency.

I mean... that's pretty simple, right?

[PipArchDevil]

I just got done watching "The ButterFly Effect".
That gave me a new look on jail.

[Mr. Peanuts]

hah, what a dumbass.

[ZeUs!!]

everyone talks about Kobe

The basketball player? What did he do?

[Ilya]

http://ebaumsworld.com/irocspeeding.html <-