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  • #31
    bloodzombie> What country you from?!

    castro> (petrified) What?

    bloodzombie> "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"

    castro> (near heart attack) What?

    bloodzombie> English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?

    castro> Yes.

    bloodzombie> Then you understand what I'm sayin'?

    castro> Yes.

    bloodzombie> Now describe what Pearl Jam looks like!

    castro> (out of fear) What?

    bloodzombie> Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!

    bloodzombie> Now describe to me what Pearl Jam looks like!

    castro> Well he's ...he's...black --

    bloodzombie> -- go on!

    castro> ..and he's...he's...tall --

    bloodzombie> -- does he look like a bitch?!

    castro> (without thinking) What?

    bz's eyes go to Div, Div smirks, bz rolls his
    eyes and urinates all over castro's shoulder.

    castro screams breaking into a shaking, trembling spasm

    bloodzombie> Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!

    castro> (in agony) No.

    bloodzombie> Then why did you try to fuck'im like a bitch?!
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    • #32
      Originally posted by THE PUSHER
      bloodzombie> What country you from?!

      castro> (petrified) What?

      bloodzombie> "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"

      castro> (near heart attack) What?

      bloodzombie> English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?

      castro> Yes.

      bloodzombie> Then you understand what I'm sayin'?

      castro> Yes.

      bloodzombie> Now describe what Pearl Jam looks like!

      castro> (out of fear) What?

      bloodzombie> Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!

      bloodzombie> Now describe to me what Pearl Jam looks like!

      castro> Well he's ...he's...black --

      bloodzombie> -- go on!

      castro> ..and he's...he's...tall --

      bloodzombie> -- does he look like a bitch?!

      castro> (without thinking) What?

      bz's eyes go to Div, Div smirks, bz rolls his
      eyes and urinates all over castro's shoulder.

      castro screams breaking into a shaking, trembling spasm

      bloodzombie> Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!

      castro> (in agony) No.

      bloodzombie> Then why did you try to fuck'im like a bitch?!
      a> i didn't.

      b> YES YOU DID. and mr wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anyone execpt his wife.

      etc..

      a pulp fiction fan

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      • #33
        correction, wife should be miss wallace..

        hmm even after 12304 times watching it i dont get it right

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        • #34
          Originally posted by SEAL


          a> i didn't.

          b> YES YOU DID. and mr wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anyone execpt his wife.

          etc..

          a pulp fiction fan
          see you THINK this is from pulp fiction, but Beez has been doing this since like '92. Pulp fiction got it from him.
          Mayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - Mattey

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          • #35
            nevermind
            Last edited by Divine Rides; 09-18-2002, 12:47 AM.
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            • #36
              I can safely say that I don't in the least bit understand any of this thread.

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              • #37
                i'm shocked

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Blast
                  I can safely say that I don't in the least bit understand any of this thread.
                  Somebody hook this guy up with some Clifford The Big Red Dog books.
                  Last edited by Pearl Jam; 09-18-2002, 02:57 PM.
                  PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                  • #39
                    reading is FUNdamental!
                    Mayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - Mattey

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                    • #40
                      it was funnier before you edited, pj

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                      • #41
                        heh
                        PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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