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    I fall in love with Natalie Portman after I watch starwars..
    Sigh, my goddess come to me.

    She makes hoes like Paris look like narcotic street trash
    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

  • #2
    lol noah


    1:delta> personally, i would not go to war for oil
    1:FarScape> in age of empires you would
    1:Freeze> LOL FAR
    ---
    5:waven> freeze
    5:waven> no one talks to ease directly
    5:waven> you state your business with sanji
    5:waven> he will relay it to phizey
    5:waven> phizey will relay it to me
    5:waven> and i will talk to ease
    5:Freeze> LOL
    5:waven> that's how things work around here
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    1:renzi> freeze theres difference between being wasted and being a waste

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    • #3
      are you mentally ill?

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      • #4
        stfu, kneel for your goddess



        <3
        Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

        5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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        • #5
          hey man, i know what you mean.
          NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

          internet de la jerome

          because the internet | hazardous

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          • #6
            In a commercial with that dude from SNL Jimmy Fallon you could totally see her thong.

            http://www.natalieportman.com/images...at_thong_1.jpg
            http://www.natalieportman.com/images...at_thong_2.jpg
            http://www.natalieportman.com/images...at_thong_3.jpg
            http://www.natalieportman.com/images...at_thong_4.jpg
            http://www.natalieportman.com/images...at_thong_5.jpg
            Last edited by DoTheFandango; 07-27-2004, 02:42 PM.
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #7
              I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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              • #8
                so did Marilyn Manroe and Cindy Crawford have cund, wtf is your point..

                She's a goddess, gg
                Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                • #9
                  kiera knightly looks kinda looks like her.
                  TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                  TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                  TelCat> i dont

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                  • #10
                    N0ah, you will never be able to steal her from Luke!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Leaf
                      N0ah, you will never be able to steal her from Luke!
                      *anakin
                      TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                      TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                      TelCat> i dont

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                      • #12
                        leaf hated for being dumb..

                        besides.

                        portman > amidala
                        Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                        5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                        • #13
                          Milla Jovovich in the 5th Element, I dig broads with fluorescent orange hair

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                          • #14
                            Yeah she has a pretty face, a shame that her body resembles that of a 12 year old girl
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Bioture
                              kiera knightly looks kinda looks like her.
                              Actually Kiera looks like a combination of Natalie and Jennifer Garner. So if like those to managed to sex it up, you'd get Kiera knightly
                              ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                              Failure teaches success.
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