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    I fall in love with Natalie Portman after I watch starwars..
    Sigh, my goddess come to me.

    She makes hoes like Paris look like narcotic street trash
    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

  • #2
    lol noah


    1:delta> personally, i would not go to war for oil
    1:FarScape> in age of empires you would
    1:Freeze> LOL FAR
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    5:waven> freeze
    5:waven> no one talks to ease directly
    5:waven> you state your business with sanji
    5:waven> he will relay it to phizey
    5:waven> phizey will relay it to me
    5:waven> and i will talk to ease
    5:Freeze> LOL
    5:waven> that's how things work around here
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    1:renzi> freeze theres difference between being wasted and being a waste

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    • #3
      are you mentally ill?

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      • #4
        stfu, kneel for your goddess



        <3
        Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

        5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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        • #5
          hey man, i know what you mean.
          noitanitsarcorP

          internet de la jerome

          because the internet | hazardous

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          • #7
            I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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            • #8
              so did Marilyn Manroe and Cindy Crawford have cund, wtf is your point..

              She's a goddess, gg
              Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

              5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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              • #9
                kiera knightly looks kinda looks like her.
                TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                TelCat> i dont

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                • #10
                  N0ah, you will never be able to steal her from Luke!

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Leaf
                    N0ah, you will never be able to steal her from Luke!
                    *anakin
                    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                    TelCat> i dont

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                    • #12
                      leaf hated for being dumb..

                      besides.

                      portman > amidala
                      Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                      5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                      • #13
                        Milla Jovovich in the 5th Element, I dig broads with fluorescent orange hair

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                        • #14
                          Yeah she has a pretty face, a shame that her body resembles that of a 12 year old girl
                          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                          • #15
                            Originally posted by Bioture
                            kiera knightly looks kinda looks like her.
                            Actually Kiera looks like a combination of Natalie and Jennifer Garner. So if like those to managed to sex it up, you'd get Kiera knightly
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