Holiday Mafia: Not A Creature Was Stirring....

[the_paul]

What is Slack? Is it the new grindr?

[Voth]

What is Slack? Is it the new grindr?

STFU and hammer your own roleblocker you FUCK

[Voth]

paulie, don't be mad. but I'll never forget

[LF]

Apology for the delay. Crazy busy day today. I am ready to proceed but I am still waiting on 1 night action. If we have to wait much longer I have a player ready to step in and replace the offender. I'd like to get another 2 phases in before we all take a break for Xmas day

[LF]

MURDER ON 34TH STREET!!

A cool sheet of fresh powder blanketed the streets of the village. It's soon to be Christmas but the mood is anything but bright. The town woke to find one of it's members face down and lifeless in a spiked bowl of eggnog. It was BEAST - The Artist Formally known as Miss Cleo - The Town Psychic. He was drowned by the Mafia. Investigators could find no obvious signs of foul play, suggesting that he knew his visitor the night prior personally. Witnesses report that they think they remember the squealing of tires sometime during the night, but cannot be certain.

CVS Pharmacy is currently running a deal on DIY Home Catheters. Does it burn when you pee? Then you must have an INFECTION. Trust us, your urethra will thank you for it later.

We are now on DAY 2

(Reminder: Everyone must vote. There will be no abstinence. Georgia, Pennsylvania and Michigan voters each get 2)

[Exalt]

paulie, don't be mad. but I'll never forget

Did you two have an intimate Grindr date? How sweet

[Voth]

Vote Exalt

Bitches will be bitches, amirite?

[Exalt]

Which one of you fuckers Roleblocked me

[Exalt]

Jokes on you because i didn't do anything anyway. Fuckers

Also, who the fuck kills Beast on Night 1?

[WillBy]

Jokes on you because i didn't do anything anyway. Fuckers

Also, who the fuck kills Beast on Night 1?

There are essentially 2 schools of thought. Pick the threatening players, so you have an easier time of it. Or pick the most annoying players, so you dont have to listen to them anymore. Clearly, this mafia chose the first one, taking out 2020 TW Forum Mafia Game champion beast.

[WillBy]

Oh and vote Voth
I can do math

[Jessup]

Sigh RIP beast .. lol 1st why was beast targetted first of all people and 2nd why did beast also have such important role.. ffs.. double whammy for us. Doesn't make sense..did mafia know somehow beasts role or something.. seems really odd target night one..

[Jessup]

Doesnt every1 have an action? We shud be able to put 2 and 2 together from our actions we did assuming every1 did theirs. I also worry now about this plaguebearer.. can we assume sum1 is infected now?

[Exalt]

Oh and vote Voth
I can do math

I cant, but Vote: Voth anyway

[Exalt]

I will now use my powers of deductive reasoning to pick the scum team.

Vehicle, Backwards, and Paul are Mafioso.

Plaguebearer is probably Jessup.