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  • #1

    So how would you react..

    if you walked into your house and found Bush fucking your mom/sister/wife?(pick whichever you're around the most)

    Better yet, how would you react if Kerry were in your house slamming the old " tie and cufflinks" into your close female relative/spouse?
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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    I would probably walk back to the place where I was in the first place.
    sigpic
    What is even the elblow?

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    • #3
      join
      5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
      5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
      5: Da1andonly> =((
      5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
      5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
      5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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      • #4
        Film + bribe
        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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        • #5
          Agreed with zeus lol I'd try to film it if i could, or atleast snapshot it then blackmail him into givin me lots of money or something i wanted like a 3 sum with his 2 daughters (bush).
          _o_2NASRALLAH

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          • #6
            Film + Sell to Zeus (since he stole my fucking answer)
            "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

            Reinstate Me.

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            • #7
              Blackmail
              5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
              5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
              5:royst> i wish it was calculus

              1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

              1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Fit of Rage
                Blackmail
                my answer exectly
                Code:
                1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p
1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination
1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :(
1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums..
1:lnx> kk
1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo

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                • #9
                  Hide my cigars.

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                  • #10
                    wtf you got to much sparetime?? you hate school? Where did you come up with this idea?? Good god!

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                    • #11
                      Money is always the way.

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                      • #12
                        i would be all "hey kerry wanna hear a joke"

                        and he would be all "yea"

                        and i would be all "what did the bartender say to the horse when he walked in the bar?"

                        and he would be like "wut"

                        and i would go "why the long face, chum?"

                        and he would go "o snap"

                        edit: and then i would punch him in the face
                        Last edited by Ilya; 09-08-2004, 05:05 PM.
                        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Emaho
                          wtf you got to much sparetime?? you hate school? Where did you come up with this idea?? Good god!
                          Posting before 6 am = " Hey what would you do if Kerry was fucking your wife "
                          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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