Jerownage

[Jerome Scuggs]

I've recieved positive feedback from the people who've seen it, so:

http://mechanized.us/jerownage.txt

I would paste it here directly but there's a few questionable quotes, but don't let that ruin it

[dchao]

BAHAHAHA...funny stuff...
Can I have your chats?
Add this in:
v. jeromed, jerom·ing, jeromes
To draw (liquid) into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips that create jeromation.
To draw in by establishing a partial vacuum: a cleaning device that jeromes up dirt.
To draw in by or as if by a current in a fluid.
To draw or pull as if by jeromation: teenagers who are jeromed into a life of crime.
To draw nourishment through or from: jerome a baby bottle.
To hold, moisten, or maneuver (a sweet, for example) in the mouth.
Vulgar Slang. To perform fellatio on.
To draw something in by or as if by jeromation: felt the drain starting to jerome.
To draw nourishment; jeromle.
To make a sound caused by jeromation.
Vulgar Slang. To be disgustingly disagreeable or offensive.

[Gemfire]

Some of those were freaking hilarious

[Ezor]

ROFL, what the fuck?

[Fit of Rage]

:up:

[Mulkero]

Hahahahahah.

[Cylor]

:up:

[Benno]

2:Benno> jerome. no more logging, deforestation is bad

-nt-

[Jeansi]

That one rocks the other set of funny logs that you have somewhere over there. The one with only oneliners.

I'm too lazy to copy the funny stuff usually, and then it pisses me off when I have to look for them.

[Ewan]

(Lunar <ER>)>Jerome...
(Lunar <ER>)>this has been bugging me for ahwile...but...
(Lunar <ER>)>are you African-American?

[Jerome Scuggs]

That one rocks the other set of funny logs that you have somewhere over there. The one with only oneliners.

the oneliners log is actually JEDI>Centurion's ownage.txt. I got pissed 'cause he ONLY logged one-liners so I made jerownage.txt to capture the real essence of humour on the chat he log'd from, but eventually it became sort of an all-purpose quotes log, not just the infamous chat 5.

[Ewan]

quotes.ssforum.net

EDIT: I can't spell.

[ZeUs!!]

[Ilya]

2005 is fast approaching

[Troll King]

Do you often use the word "short" in the same sentence as "condoms"?