Make my sign!

[bloodzombie]

We're having a goofy little contest here in my office. Everyone's making signs for their offices that has their hours on it, and there's some kind of prize for the best sign. I don't know what the prize is, it's probably not worth much, but if you make me the best sign, and I win, I'll send it to you if you want it.

Requirements:

Done by tonight (so I can print it from home in color on photo paper, something I doubt anyone will do, so I'll probably win even with a crappy sign).

something funny would be cool, but it has to be work friendly

It has to include my name: Dave and my hours (7:30-4:00)

that's it.

[DOTSY]

make a sign that says don't fuck in the office or soemthing

[ZeUs!!]

The bits about your name and hours are optional, right?



Edit:

[Ilya]

if you changed your end hours to 5 you would win with that

[ZeUs!!]

So you mean to say that at 5 o'clock he's going to teleport himself to the pub to start drinking straight away or that he's got a bottle of gin stashed away in the filing cabinet?

[bloodzombie]

I think you're missing the point, which is, this is for work. I'd rather not advertise my alcoholism in the office.

[ZeUs!!]

I did actually have a load of pictures of those "children crossing" road signs where it looks like an old man is chasing a young kid that I was going to doctor, oh well

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

[Exotic]

hey im dave

[Troll King]

"The production work of this morale-boosting sign was outsourced to a more cost-effective foreign laborer"

[Stabwound]

dave's not here man

[bloodzombie]

"The production work of this morale-boosting sign was outsourced to a more cost-effective foreign laborer"

that's pretty funny.. and accurate

[bloodzombie]

something tells me you won't be getting any prizes for that one.


cocksucker

[Ilya]

i like your hair. how do you make it like that

[DoTheFandango]

I got the hours wrong, but fix it in paint