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OK, I am perfectly straight, definitely NOT GAY but I kind of had an experience once. I was at my friend's house (HE'S NOT GAY EITHER) and we were playing a perfectly heterosexual videogame on the X-Box (which is much less gay than the Gamecube). So I stand up because I beat him (in the game) and my pants BY PURE ACCIDENT fall down and he can see my penis.
He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he ACCIDENTALLY TRIPPED and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he UNKNOWINGLY started giving me a blow job. I kept yelling at him to stop because I'M NOT GAY AT ALL, NOT AT ALL but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but ONLY BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF KATHY IRELAND WHO IS A WOMAN AND NOT A MAN, BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT AND ONLY LIKE MEN and my friend was FORCED to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they WERE because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident. *
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* not homosexual
OK, I am perfectly straight, definitely NOT GAY but I kind of had an experience once. I was at my friend's house (HE'S NOT GAY EITHER) and we were playing a perfectly heterosexual videogame on the X-Box (which is much less gay than the Gamecube). So I stand up because I beat him (in the game) and my pants BY PURE ACCIDENT fall down and he can see my penis.
He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he ACCIDENTALLY TRIPPED and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he UNKNOWINGLY started giving me a blow job. I kept yelling at him to stop because I'M NOT GAY AT ALL, NOT AT ALL but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but ONLY BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF KATHY IRELAND WHO IS A WOMAN AND NOT A MAN, BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT AND ONLY LIKE MEN and my friend was FORCED to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they WERE because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident. *
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* not homosexual
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