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    Originally posted by Emaho
    "1:Cops> how many handjobs would it take for your cock to fall off?"
    Now that would be something to make a thread about
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    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Galleleo
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    it wont fall off, i have tested it with every possible ammount!

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    • #3
      Blowjobs, sex, or fuck off.
      it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Fluffz
        it wont fall off, i have tested it with every possible ammount!
        It doesn't work when you use your own hands (Right hand preferably) ... Because the hand is the opposing way... When the girl does it or guy (let's hope not) the hand is the other way around... Unless you have a fucked up hand, you know what the hell im talking about.. Meaning you get more of a Pull then a Push because they "Yank" out hard and you "Yank" soft cause you dont want to hurt it... Or you bust that shit out like 6-7 times per day and that motherfucker will fall off like a brittle piece of shit.. Sorry to say but you just lost a dick.. Not just a dick, but a friend. (Should of explored more pleasurable ways to express yourself... have a picnic.)

        Tip: *If a guy tells you he will give you "Seamen" if you suck from a tiny hole, don't do it.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wax
          73,592.5791 times
          Holy shit dude... the .5791 must of been faulty.. The only possible way that could happen is if you fall alseep while jerkin' or it falls off or you can't get it up... but why would you start if you couldn't get it up... I mean... have some fucking sense... If it doesn't want to play ... let it hang... asshole.
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          • #6
            handjobs are a waste of time and without lube they can be very painful. No one can twist your knob better than you can, plus you've had your whole life to practice how can any girl match that kind of experience?
            Last edited by Cops; 10-26-2004, 06:10 AM.
            it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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            • #7
              :up: You got that right. Just smash the chick's (or dude if you're like that) hand on a table and when she says she can't give you a handjob, tell her to stick it in her mouth.
              The song doesn't make your hands clap,
              The hand claps make the song

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              • #8
                God damn... Get some girls up in here to debate this shit.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Fluffz
                  it wont fall off, i have tested it with every possible ammount!
                  Meaning your penis varies? Like it has a mood? (eg: Happy=Hard)
                  Or you mean you switch off .. using 1 finger then 2 then just the middle finger then trying to get your mouth to reach it.. SICK FUCK. heh.

                  (I double post alot.)
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                  • #10
                    get a fucking gf, all of you, freaks
                    I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by cundor
                      get a fucking gf, all of you, freaks
                      playing with the twig is fine, just as long as she remembers the berries.

                      edit: now oral sex and handjobs at the same time are a different story. :up:
                      Last edited by Cops; 10-26-2004, 06:12 AM.
                      it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                      • #12
                        Cundor is the experton this subject, I trust his expert opinion.
                        5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                        5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                        5: Da1andonly> =((
                        5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                        5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                        5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                        • #13
                          SSCU Trench Wars Forums > Other Forums > Useless Crap

                          right were it belongs!
                          Code:
                          1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p
                          1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination
                          1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :(
                          1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums..
                          1:lnx> kk
                          1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo

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                          • #14
                            I know where to post my threads thanks

                            Cops, its your quote..
                            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                            • #15
                              LOVE DEM HANDJOBS

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