Handjobs

[Fluffz]

nice but i dont think we should have the word semen in it. how about Screamin´Nature? and its too long. how about SemTure (Sem)en - Na(ture)?

there is another problem. to avoid low hormone levels on our donators it would have to be some kind of pyramids system. i call it the sperm pyramide. every donator can keep 50ml of the donators he hires.
we let a junky from the street oficially run our business so the police cant catch us. also this man would have good dealer contacts which we will need to sell our SemTure since i doubt any pharmacy would sell it.

[Cops]

I found this a while ago on eating pussy, take notes.

How to eat out a female -

Hey, I have alot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because
there are too few of you out there. And futhermore, some of you guys are
giving it the old college try are not doing well from what I hear from other
women, so maybe this little lesson will help you out.
When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure
she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she
knows it. She wont tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the
most popular guy in town. So remember, most guys can fuck, but there are few
who do it satisfactorily.
But the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy
about their bodies, even if you have the most gorgeous woman in bed with you,
she's going to worry about her body. Tell her anything, tell her its
beautiful, which parts you like best, this will let her trust you enough to
get between her legs.
Now stop look at wut you see, Beautiful isn't it? There is nothing that
makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know, I've seen enough of them to
know (but dont get the wrong idea only five). They come in all colors,
shapes, and sizes. Some are very small and tucked inside, others have thick
luscious lips that come out to greet you. Others are nestedin bushes of hair
and others are covered by transparent fuzz.
Appreciate your womans unique qualities and tell her what makes her
special. Woman tend to deal more verbally than men, especially during
lovemaking. They respond to more verbal love, which means the more you talk
to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time your stroking
and petting her, talk to her about it.
Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner
lips
Lick them if you want
Now spread the tops of her pussy up
Until you find her clit
Women have clits in different sizes
Jus like us guys have different sized dicks
It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for an orgasm
All it means is there is more of her hidden underneath her foreskin

Whenever you touch a womans pussy, make sure your finger is wet
You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her
Be sure by all means to wet it before you touch her clit
Because it doesnt have any juices of its own and its very sensitive.
Your finger willstick to it if its dry and from wut i hear it hurts
But you dont have to touch the clit anyway
You have to work up to that
Before she becomes to aroused, her clit is too delicate

Approach her pussy slowly
Women, even more than men loved to be teased
the inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot
Lick it, kiss it, make designs with the tip of your tongue
Come dangerously close to her pussy, then move away
Make her anticipate it
Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy
Nuzzle your face in her bush
Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it
To futher excite her

After you've down this to the point where your lady is bucking
Up from her seat and she's striaining to get you closer to her
Then put your lips right on top of her slit
Kiss her gently, then harder
Now use your tongue to seperate her pussy lips
And when she opens up, run your tongue up and down
And between the layers of her flesh
Gently spread her legs more with your hands
Remember everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be
done gently.

Tongue fuck her....this feels divine
It also teases the hell out of her
She wants all attention given to her clit
Check tosee if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of its cover
If so, lick it, if you cant see it, it still may be waitn for you
So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel the tiny pearl
You can make it rise by lickin the skin that covers it
Lick hard and press into her skin
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit
Do it quickly...this will get her legs shaking.
When you see she's getting up toward the orgasm
Make your lips into an O and take her clit into your mouth
Start to suck it gently and watch for her reaction
If she can handle it...suck harder
If she digs......sck harder
Go with her...if she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension
Go with it...dont fight her
Don't let go...most men stop too soon and the female loses the feelin.
If a guy knows how to eat good pussy he'll have no problem gettin a
a girl.

There's another thing the man can do to intensify a womans pleasure
Finger fuck her while shes enjoying clit-licking talents.
Before, during or after...she'll really like it
Another sensitive zone on a woman is the roof of her vagina.
This is the area you rub against when your fuckin her
But since your cock is no where near there
Your finger wil have to do the fucking.
Take two fingers.....one is too skinny....three is too wide
Make sure they're wet so you dont irritate her skin
Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a lil faster
Fuck her rhythmically
Speed up when she does, listen to her breathing
If your sucking her clit and fingering her
You will be giving her more stimulation then you would with your dick
Check her for symptms.....hot body temp, hard niples or trembling
When she starts to have an orgasm
Dont let go of her clit
When she starts to come down from her first orgasm
Press your tongue along the underside of her clit
Leaving your lips covering the top
Move your tongue in and out of her cunt
If your fingers are inside, move them too
If you are doingit right she may have multiple orgasms

A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm
Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential?
One woman has clocked 56 orgasms in one sitting
She will be yours 4 ever if you make your girl cum that much.

The last advice i give you is after you've made her come, dont leave her
Talk to her, stroke and caress her, keep makin love to her quietly until
she has come all the way down
Oral sex can be the most excitng sexual experiences you can have
But its what you make of it
Take your time, practice, pay attention to your lover.

Handjobs have nothing on oral sex.

[Rogue]

wow...Cops you're the first person to actually put something on here thats not nerdish/gay....although I'm 23 and I've learned all of this through experience and porns...but thats good info for these nerds who frequent here... GJ :up:

[SpiderMage]

Very nice Cops, very nice.

My gf absolutely loves it when I go down on her, sometimes she gets mad at me for pulling her away from giving me a blow job just so I can go down on her :up:

And damn... 56 in one sitting? Most 've gotten from Abby in one sitting was 11 over something like a half hour - 45 min, she was so exhausted

[1ight]

Cops, very nice, richful of information. :up:

[Fluffz]

enough cops praising wtf is that, back to the topic

[Galleleo]

Yes, i still think we need the expertise of da1.. or something like that.