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  • Halloween? No thanks, I don't want to insult wiccans!

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...s/no_halloween

    Puyallup School District officials announced last week that Halloween festivities would be canceled in order to stop losing instructional time and to avoid offending believers in the Wiccan religion, sometimes known as witches.
    What kind of cock-gobbling mess is this. I'm so fucking glad I'm not a kid in this day and age.Halloween kicked ass when I was little, my fav. was when I was darth vader(still have the mask).

    PS: Poll- What was your favorite Halloween and why? What costume did you wear that year?
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    halloween is annoying and is the worst holiday
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #3
      seconded

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      • #4
        Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
          That's a scary X
          this is a dated signature

          FREE GHB, PH
          (:3=

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          • #6
            That's fucken awesome conc
            ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
            Failure teaches success.
            . â–²
            ▲ ▲

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            • #7
              Cartman had the best Halloween costume ever:



              -nt-
              There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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              • #8
                yeah a friend of mine is dressin up as hitler too, and one of my roomates as Jesus. it's gonna be weird seein' Jesus and Hitler hangin out but worth a good laugh.

                and about the news article, some people (americans mostly) go way too far with bullshit... like not offending witches. only american witches would be offended by halloween. somewhat like the way american religious groups were offended by their kids reading harry potter a few years ago. i think you guys (americans) just make up bullshit to get all upset over just so you have something to do.
                ...

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                • #9
                  I remember when it was about paying your respects to the dead. Nowadays they are trying to celebrate some sort of american halloween here, it breaks my heart to say no to all the poor candybeggars but someone has to do it.
                  Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                  • #10
                    tl;dr
                    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                    internet de la jerome

                    because the internet | hazardous

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                    • #11
                      Hmm, we dont have halloween.
                      Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                      • #12
                        I was dressed as Emporor Palpatine from Return of the Jedi a couple years ago. Had the rubbery mask, the dark cloak and the evil laugh ready to go. This kid walks up to the door in an M&M suit, he couldn't have been more than four. Result:

                        *ding-dong*
                        (before the door opens fully)
                        Kid: Twickotweet
                        Me: ONLY IF YOU JOIN THE DARK SIDE, YOUNG ONE.
                        Kid: stares like *O M F G* then tears of running and screaming his fool head off.

                        What's better is that instead of chasing after him his mom is standing there laughing her fool head off. I love Halloween. :up:
                        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                        • #13
                          There's lots of wiccans at my school and they dress up for Halloween. Doesn't bother them at all or anything. Today was costume day and we all wore costumes to school, some of them were really great. One person had an inflatible costume, and it was a sumo wrestler. It was great.
                          Pandagirl!

                          (ph)>12 is just right

                          In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                          1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                          1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                          1:Chao <ER>> at all
                          1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                          1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                          Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                          Chao <ER> - hero

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                          • #14
                            Trick or Treaters should be shot, they should all fuckin die.

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                            • #15
                              But you get free candy >: D

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