Your Favourite Quotes

[Jerome Scuggs]

5:ninety9> i was too proud to turn on a light an admit defeat, instead i opned the door like 5 times so i oculd use the microwave light to memorize the microwave button psotions, i failed 4 times

Ninety9 aka Benno is probably the most fucking brilliant and funny asian I have ever met.

[Xog]

5:ninety9> i was too proud to turn on a light an admit defeat, instead i opned the door like 5 times so i oculd use the microwave light to memorize the microwave button psotions, i failed 4 times

Ninety9 aka Benno is probably the most fucking brilliant and funny asian I have ever met.

I remember you posted your logs once and I read that one.. My mom came through the door and thought I was having a seizure on the floor when I was laughing.

[Cylor]

"A quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself."

-A.A. Milne

[Bilbo]

It was Verthanthi, and oddly enough, Bilbo wasn't involved in that tangent.

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I knew it! You just couldn't resist could you?

[Troll King]

I did take a break on this other thread and gave someone else a try:

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?p=273575

Zeus stepped up to bat with a conversation you apparently had, but Fit of Rage had a good one later on the page.

[Rion.]

I saw this somewhere yesterday and thought it was quite cool, though I can't remember who said it:

"Whether you think you can or you can't, you're absolutely right."

:turned:

[scumbag]

Bender for President!!!!!!!

"Your a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything"
Bender, Futurama

[Jeansi]

5:ninety9> i was too proud to turn on a light an admit defeat, instead i opned the door like 5 times so i oculd use the microwave light to memorize the microwave button psotions, i failed 4 times

Ninety9 aka Benno is probably the most fucking brilliant and funny asian I have ever met.

One complicated motherfucking microwave

PhyRe> this game is going to the recycle bin

[Pressure Drop]

an old silly one i think, but it amused me :P

"53.8% of all statistics are unreliable."

[sixtoo]

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers
in his car."
--Author Unknown
2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a
headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and
"Keep away from children"
--Author Unknown
3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group
for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey
4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable
job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy
5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a
man on base."
--Dave Barry
6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger
7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the
lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to
teach you how to swim.'"
--Paula Poundstone
8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal
skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
--Conan O'Brien
9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my
fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow
learner."
--Lynda Montgomery
10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold
enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni
11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators
would be dead."
--Johnny Carson
12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez
13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and
that's the law."
--Jerry Seinfeld
14) "Remember in elementary school , you were told that in case of fire
you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to
tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson
15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
--Oscar Wilde
16) "Suppose you were an idiot ... And suppose you were a member of
Congress... But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain
17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least
they can find Afghanistan."
--A. Whitney Brown
18) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal
19) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
--Dave Barry
20) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was
taken.
--Unknown, presumed deceased

[Jeansi]

rofl #17

[Pandagirl!]

Procrastination is like Masturbation, It's fun until u realize the only person ure fucking is ureself.

No idea who said it, but funny

That was me, thank you very much.
My boyfriend made it up last year.
Except it was "Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good until you realized you just ****ed yourself."

[Bob (SRB)]

My Sig, forget who gerbz was saying it too though.

DC I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. START PLAYING DAMMIT