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  • #46
    Originally posted by DoTheFandango
    Yeah they were.



    I'd like to have a word with the parents of the girl in the red dress. What the hell were they thinking - that young lady has zero fucking business going out with a broken index finger! What if it gets caught in a car door? Or what if it gets involved in an unfortunate slow-dancing accident?
    PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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    • #47
      ahahah
      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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      • #48
        IlyaZ says:
        http://homepage.mac.com/skankingsam/...E43C3911D9.jpg
        IlyaZ says:
        whos not your girlfriend
        Mike says:
        dont worry thought you were talking about someone
        IlyaZ says:
        ah
        IlyaZ says:
        ok i dont worry
        Mike says:
        is that fandango?
        IlyaZ says:
        wont*
        IlyaZ says:
        yeah l0l
        Mike says:
        he looks so scared
        IlyaZ says:
        he said "Last week I saw some girls tits and I got a hard on." apparently he was walkijn about the cow next to him
        IlyaZ says:
        yeah hes a douchebag
        Mike says:
        he's putting pictures of him with girls on the gallery
        Mike says:
        SECURE.
        IlyaZ says:
        haha
        IlyaZ says:
        nah he posted it on twforums
        IlyaZ says:

        IlyaZ says:
        i think if i ever got a picture of me and ashlie/sam/lauren, i wouldn't post it anywhere
        IlyaZ says:
        i'd just send it to you
        IlyaZ says:
        B)
        Mike says:
        true
        Mike says:
        say something fantastic because this log is going in that thread
        IlyaZ says:
        if a girl cheated on me with another girl i wouldnt care, i'd be like "holler"
        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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        • #49
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          • #50
            Originally posted by GHB
            and this is xog and ??
            Throughout time, there’s been
            crimes, throughout our history
            But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
            Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
            Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

            Come on my countrymen
            Come on and take a stand
            Don’t let ‘em take away your land

            the Wenger bus is coming
            and all the kids are running
            from London to Manchester
            cos he's a child molester


            fuck islam

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            • #51
              And me. Xog is my dream-boy. Owww :wub:
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              • #52
                you're in front, or in back?
                Throughout time, there’s been
                crimes, throughout our history
                But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                Come on my countrymen
                Come on and take a stand
                Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                the Wenger bus is coming
                and all the kids are running
                from London to Manchester
                cos he's a child molester


                fuck islam

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                • #53
                  i am the one in back i am touching xog's nipples
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                  • #54
                    thats "nice".. thanks for the pictures in my head! :stuart:
                    Throughout time, there’s been
                    crimes, throughout our history
                    But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                    Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                    Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                    Come on my countrymen
                    Come on and take a stand
                    Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                    the Wenger bus is coming
                    and all the kids are running
                    from London to Manchester
                    cos he's a child molester


                    fuck islam

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                    • #55
                      Live long and prosper.
                      sigpic
                      What is even the elblow?

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Desire
                        Live long and prosper.
                        in bed with a vulcan.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                          Yeah they were.



                          out of all those people in that picture i find myself most attracted to u, I dunno if thats bad for me, or for those girls
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                          • #58
                            the girl in between the other two girls just wants to be DONE HARD

                            raw dog, son
                            PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                            • #59
                              I tapped none of that, my date ditched me and I saw tits when a girls dress fell down.
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                              • #60
                                best way to see em, and if the girl gets mad say u weren't lookin on purpose :bigups:
                                Originally posted by Tone
                                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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