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    Hey all you zany folks out there, I have a few questions for ya:

    - Do you want children when you're older?

    - How many?

    -Which sex would you prefer first, girl or boy?

    Personally I want 2 kids, and I'm thinking I want a little girl first, then a little boy. Probably won't even muddle over having them until I'm in mid to late twenties though, most likely late twenties/early thirties.

    Also, a few specific questions for some of the older posters-

    - Paul: How many kids do you have? When did you have your first? Do you want any more?

    -TK : Do you have any kids? Or do you consider the kids you teach to be all the kids you will ever need?
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    yes
    2
    girl
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #3
      Dude, I'm only 25. How old do I sound?

      I want kids some day. I know that I'll only have about half a say in it, I'd like two, maybe three kids. I'd prefer to have at least one son and one daughter. It doesn't matter to me which one comes first. My mom's side of the family would probably prefer a son first. The last four births on that side have all been daughters and though I'm only 25 and a little too single for my liking, I'm most likely the next one to have kids.

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      • #4
        wouldnt you , ilya z , want a son because he could beat up people who torment his little sister? did you think about that one idiot?

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        • #5
          im 19 right now, and if i ever have kids i want a boy.. just 1. why a boy? cause i would like to have a close and open relationship with my kid and i could relate better to a boy.

          i dunno how it all will end up. the last thing i want in life is to do what everyone else does, and work for 45 years and then spend my retirement as a crippled old vegetable. i want to spend my prime (and pretty much the rest of my life) exploring the world and the seas. part of me thinks it can happen and knows it will happen if i want it to, and part of me says i dont have the guts to break the ties with society to do that. also, marriage kind of scares me so i dunno if ill have kids.
          Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
          apt>yes u can wtf
          apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
          apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
          apt>so i dont miss the toilet
          Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
          apt>na
          apt>ill show you pictures
          apt>next time I masturbate

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          • #6
            Yes.

            1 girl and 1/2 boys, depending on how well off I am.

            Doesn't matter which comes first, I'll love them equally.
            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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            • #7
              I want an asian wife, have 2.5 kids with her, live in a stable household with a white picket fence, a dog named spot, a cat named puff, and everyday is utopia.
              ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
              Failure teaches success.
              . â–²
              ▲ ▲

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              • #8
                moon fucking unit

                end of post
                NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                internet de la jerome

                because the internet | hazardous

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                • #9
                  Frank Zappa's daughter is damn ugly.

                  I'd probably want 2 kids, one boy and one girl.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kim
                    I want an asian wife, have 2.5 kids with her, live in a stable household with a white picket fence, a dog named spot, a cat named puff, and everyday is utopia.
                    I'd have to go with that. Probably only 1 kid tho, and just the dog :P
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                    • #11
                      yes, 4, dont care i'll love em either way

                      I hope my wife is bomb, that way we can have pretty children, and they dont get picked on in elementary school like IlyaZ
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                      • #12
                        Yes
                        2
                        A boy purely so I've got someone to play football with in the park when I'm 40
                        Originally posted by Facetious
                        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                        • #13
                          No.
                          There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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                          • #14
                            I would first like to exterminate all the morons from this planet before bringing to life 2 more. I know, I want utopia, but hey, I can always hope.


                            If I ever have a kid I'll make that little fucker work hard for survival, give him/her oddest names possible, 1.5 meals/day, like 10yr old clothes, I would cut his/hers hair myself, would go everywhere with them dressed in jogging overalls and sneakers, each part having different brand, make them use only one phone (mine) while I stand there next to them and listen and time the conversation....what else....
                            Originally posted by Disliked
                            However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                            Originally posted by concealed
                            when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Fallen Angel
                              No.
                              Why not? You must continue your family

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