Natalie Portman!

[Sleepy Weasel]

The original pink power ranger was Amy Jo Johnson

[NaiLed]

While we're talking about who knows famous people:

my friend's great uncle is Sir Alex
David James is staying in a hotel about 1/2 away from me

:|

[Sleepy Weasel]

my friend in highschool beat LaVar Arrington in the long jump at a track meet.

When I was flying to Pittsburgh for Thanksgiving break Richard Simmons got off at the gate I was waiting at. It was hilarious. He came running out wearing tights and a sweatshirt and carrying two huge pillows and hugging and kissing people. And I was just standing there in awe.

[ZeUs!!]

My mum is Frank Bruno's tailor and Tigerex lives directly over the road to Glenn Roeder (who got a brick through the window the week he was sacked)

[Sleepy Weasel]

I used to play whiffle ball with Andy Van Slyke and his son. Does anyone even know who that is?

[Verthanthi]

I took a class with Bill Belicheck's daughter. She was pretty fucking dumb.

[Edify]

Your friend's lying.. she went to Harvard.

-Epi

maybe he spelt israel incorrectly on purpose.

btw u should update ur tw history stuff. its been 2 years. time for a new age.

[jeem]

you guys are a bunch of liars!

[Sleepy Weasel]

My best friend's sister goes to school and occasionally hangs out with Neil Young's daughter. She's a huge pot head (Neil Young's daughter.. well both of them really).

She also went to a party with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's brother, who does even more drugs than Neil Young's daughter.

[Epinephrine]

My housemate's friend who went to Yale went out with Barbara Bush then dumped her, and so she called her dad and he called my housemake's friend an ass!

-Epi

[Mulkero]

I saw Garden State recently and Natalie was in it. Wonderful movie, eveyone should see it.

[Troll King]

My housemate's friend who went to Yale went out with Barbara Bush then dumped her, and so she called her dad and he called my housemake's friend an ass!

-Epi

This story becomes more impressive when you find out the Barbara Bush he's talking about was GW's mom, and not his daughter.

[Pressure Drop]

Well my parenents knew Liam Neeson before he was famous because he dated one of their friends. They didn't like him.

Can't remember if they said he was an egotistical asshole or just an asshole.

^ true

And i know some dude called Jesus Christ (though that is not is real name more like a nickname cuase he's some messiah or something). He tells me his Da can smite my foes if i want, so you better be nice to me Kiddies :P

^ not so true