Why men are happier than women.

[ZeUs!!]

Do people wank a lot in Chicago?

[Dyers eve]

Got to hand it to ya Dim, that one was great! :grin:

[Pandagirl!]

Some of those were so true. Some weren't. Very funny though :up:

[Richard Creager]

Do people wank a lot in Chicago?

Does shit stink?

[Mr. Peanuts]

Ahaha it's so fun at school when groups of like 7-8 girls come out from the handicap-toilet at once


It's even more fun when it's 6 girls and a guy. :wub:

Keep your water-sport fetishes out of here, Jeansi, I've warned you before.

[NaiLed]

I don't get why the girls need to go to the bathroom with a "support group". Can someone explain or will you just laugh at me?

yes, wtf is this?

[NaiLed]

Some of those were so true. Some weren't. Very funny though :up:

i dont see which ones are not true?

[kites]

I agree with Star.

[Due]

:thumbsup:

[Jeansi]

Keep dreaming.

No, I was begins serisous. The guy that goes to the toilet with all em girls is gay though. Poor him.

[Liquid Blue]

Well if he's gay I don't think he minds that much.

[Vykromond]

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nope

[Vaela]

A lot of those apply to me, even though I'm not a man. Allow me to list them.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can never be pregnant.

You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for three pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your **** usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Foreplay is optional

All your orgasms are real

You get to not think about sex 90% of your waking hours

You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around

You can go to the bathroom without a support group

When your work is criticised, you understand that everyone doesn't secretly hate you

You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood

Porn movies are designed specifically with your mind in mind

You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes

None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy backside every night

If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices

When clicking through the channels you don't have to stall at everyone where someone's crying

Flowers fix everything

You never have to worry about other people's feelings

Reverse parking is easy

Window shopping is what you do when you buy windows

Robbie Williams does not exist in your universe

You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid. In fact you encourage them

You don't give a rat's ass if no-one notices your new haircut

You never look at the size of a baby's head and cringe

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area

Grey hair and wrinkles add character

The remote control is yours and yours alone

You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother

Not liking a person doesn't exclude having great sex with them

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "so.....,notice anything different?"

Your mates never say "Well if you don't know what you did wrong,I'm certainly not telling you."

Your mates never say "Talk to me"

[Lucon]

Hey Dim, how about you stop being such a stupid fuckass moron?

[iKillburger]

Hey Dim, how about you stop being such a stupid fuckass moron?

erm, i liked them. howabout explaining rather than throwing a bunch of big mean bold letters around