Originally posted by bloodzombie
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Cats or Dogs? Which do you prefer?
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Get a cat if for no other reason than the fact that they bathe themselves and can shit in a provided pan so you don't have to be bothered to let them out. They also don't smell as bad (unless they decide to take a bath starting with their butt first).Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.
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It's a matter of preference. Cats are nice for cuddling up on your lap in the winter and they're more like humans. You have to earn their affection, and once they like you they'll show it. The only problem is the smell of the kitty litter and maybe getting your furniture scratched up. Dogs have a personality more like a toddler. They love everyone and everything. They need tons of attention and you need to play with them a lot and everything. The only problem is housebreaking them. I personally prefer dogs.
If you can't decide get a chicken. You'll never have to buy eggs again :P .Pandagirl!
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I'd say it's half and half for me, I have 2 dogs and a cat but to even out theyre fighting the dogs are chihuahuas, so it's all good.Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
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Get a greyhound. They don't smell, they barely shed, rarely bark and sleep most of the day.http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread
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Oh, so you mean they're boring.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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I have a cat at home. She's awesome (but so fucking lazy).
I prefer cats over dogs simply because they are a lot more independant, and there's nothing more relaxing than hearing them purr.
And btw, (I CBA to scroll up to see who said this), you do need to bother to let them in and out quite regularly, otherwise you'll end up with a fat cat and a smelly house. (Or get a catflap)USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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doubleLast edited by bloodzombie; 12-10-2004, 03:37 PM.http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread
"Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo
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Originally posted by Liquid BlueOh, so you mean they're boring.
If he's debating between a cat and a dog, it seems like he doesn't want something like a border collie that you need to keep busy constantly.
What I mean is, don't just pick between a dog and a cat, go to the American Kennel Club website and read about the different breeds. Maybe there's different kinds of cats too, I don't know, they all look basically the same to me. But with dogs, different breeds have very different needs and personalities, so see if there's one that fits what you want in a dog.http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread
"Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo
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I've got 2 dogs and a cat. The dogs I've had for a long fucking time, Starsky and Hutch, Starsky I've had since I was a junior in high school (1992), and Hutch, I've had since 95. Starsky is a little white cocker spaniel/poodle mix, and Hutch is a Black Lab that weighs about 100 lbs. The cat is Pearl, and I've been told that she's an "American Raccoon Cat" although I have no idea if that's true. She's just a cat that got found in the store parking lot, and was taken in to keep it from starving to death.
BZ is right, get the animal that fits your needs, and dogs are to me much more rewarding to have than cats. I hate this cat, and if it weren't for the fact that I'm semi-responsible for her even being alive, I'd have killed her a long fucking time ago.
Also, for christ's sakes don't go buy a pure bred dog off a breeder of any sort. Regardless of what people say, there is no such thing as a "respectable breeder" anymore. Every pure bred dog is so fucking inbred that it's sickening. Your best bets for a good temperment and smarter dog is to adopt a mixed puppy that nobody wants, that has a good look to it, and give it a good healthy upraising.
Also, if it's gonna be around a lot of people, for christ's sakes get a people dog, and not one of those bite your nuts and never let go pit bulls or other assorted attack dogs."Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
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