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whats your semen smell like?can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violenceComment
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mine is a mixture of teriyaki chicken and smokecan we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violenceComment
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IlyaZ says:
it really does smell like teriyaki and smoke though
Drew --December 11th? I'm going to get so confused. says:
lolololol
IlyaZ says:
sometimes when my mom comes home after a fun-filled day of wankin it, she goes "ilya!! were you smoking!?"
IlyaZ says:
and i go "no mom i was wankin it"
Drew --December 11th? I'm going to get so confused. says:
HQHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAThe only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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Russians have a name "Semen", imagine the problems the poor guys named like that go through when trying to register in online games by own name =)
1:Eeks> well that bichix was trying to start conversation with me today
1:Eeks> and got excited when i said i wanna go drink today =/
1:Eeks> but i didn't propose anything
1:Zloy> Why
1:Eeks> i didn't have anything to fill that box zloy
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Silly Zloy, everyone knows that Russians can't access the internet. -_-5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Banana's are supposed to be make your happy juices taste the best but how far in advance do you have to eat it to give the flavour time to be digested and reach your knackers?Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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i guess i have bad tasting baby dough then cause i hate bananas and love dairy.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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Hm, its science project time!!!!!!!!Originally posted by ZeUs!!
Im gonna go on a one week banana-diet and ill give you feedback on the results:wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:Comment
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I don't think your dog will be able to give you good feedback.Comment
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Feh, Russians own the internet =)Originally posted by Fit of Rage
1:Eeks> well that bichix was trying to start conversation with me today
1:Eeks> and got excited when i said i wanna go drink today =/
1:Eeks> but i didn't propose anything
1:Zloy> Why
1:Eeks> i didn't have anything to fill that box zloy
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Thats why im gonna ask your mother to do itOriginally posted by Mr. Peanuts:wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:Comment
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My mother's dead so I doubt she will either.Comment
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That would be a good comeback unless Horny Elf is the kind of guy who likes that sort of thing.Comment
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