so i am lying in bed last night

[Mr. Peanuts]

My friend once tried to jump out of his attic window because he drank copious amounts of alcohol.

[brookus]

I just had roommates that never paid their bills. I think 4th year roommate still owes me $300 and post-college roommate owes me $200. Getting a place to yourself is the best feeling. I recommend killing any and all roommates.

llater,
Tony

[Edify]

I had a friend crashing at my place becuase he was too drunk to drive home. In the middle of the night I hear this leaking sound and awake to him pissing on my keyboard and computer chair. I was like wtf and he was so drunk he didn't notice. The next morning he bought me a new keyboard.

i hope my roommate at college wont be like that. if he's gonna be drunk,he'd better just stay out.

[T3l Ca7]

I have been living by myself pretty much since the 1st year in uni. I don't like the idea of having room/flat mates.

There was only about 1 year when I had to share a place with some girls. Seriously though, through what you have said I think girls are much better roommates than guys. Some girls can be bitchy, but most of them are reasonably considerate.


There were 3 times friends asked me to move out with them, but I didn't. I think they are still kind of holding a grudge against me


Back to the topic, my 1 bed room is like my castle, and I am the dragon in that castle, whoever tries to trespass my territory, DIES!!!

[bloodzombie]

, through what you have said I think girls are much better roommates than guys. Some girls can be bitchy, but most of them are reasonably considerate.

!!

That's true, chicks make way better roommates. I lived with 2 girls for awhile, our apartment was always so clean.

Alcohol is fun.

[za gophar]

i dunno who the david spade character is.. but the point is i dont want a 175 dollar fine and loss of housing preference privelidges next year.

i havent had a female roomate but i would guess that they make worse roomates in general. they seem to have a lot more trouble adapting to each other than guys do... a whole lot, from what i have seen.

[ZeUs!!]

My friend Grandpa Nick (he's 25, we're not) was telling me this story where he took his friend drinking for his 22nd birthday in the pub down the road. Eventually this guy got so battered he couldn't make it the 200m back to Nick's house where he was meant to be staying so they all stayed at somene else's house only 100m down the road. In the middle of the night this guy regained conciousness and needed to do the biggest shit. Totally disorientated he staggered downstairs and sat on what he thought to be the toilet seat, and did his business. The morning after one of the flatmates who didn't know about the people staying over woke up to go to work. She got up, got dressed and went downstairs in the kitchen to find the fridge wide open, the vegetable tray pulled out and the biggest shit sitting next to the brocolli and some complete stranger in the foetal position on the floor with his trousers round his ankles, still dirty

[Facetious]

175 dollar fine for being in your room not drinking, thats the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard, where do you go, the naval academy? ras cant do shit to you unless youre ridiculously blatant.

[za gophar]

it is a pretty strict system and our ra adheres to it. being aware of that kind of stuff and not reporting it is as bad as doing it. it sucks yeah.. but easy to work around. i go to university of dayton, a catholic school in ohio. im not catholic though.

[Facetious]

that sucks dude ive never heard of a school that strict, move off campus, jesus.

[Subjugation]

This year my bro was again terribly wasted, so he went home, his home, and somewhere along the way (I don't exactly know what happened, he went home alone from some kind of bar he had been) he just went down HARD. Next day he came over with this huge wound just above his eyebrow, his brand new glasses, not even a day old, broken, 200 euro down the drain. Turns out he just went to bed at home after he fell and didn't go to a dokter or anything, so it didn't get stitched up, so he is gonna have one nasty scar there.. HAHA (ya I don't really like my bro)

Hah, that reminds me of when I was working up in Lake Tahoe some years ago, most of my friends lived in this little town called Kings Beach, which was like...1/4 mile from the casinos up in North Shore Tahoe.

On the weekends, usually everyone would go up to the casinos and cash their paychecks and get trashed (we got paid every weekend). The one dude, Ray got so hammered that while he was walking home, he tripped, but was so drunk, he didn't even react fast enough to put his hands up in front of his face, so he landed nose first on the icey asphalt.

He came into work the next day with 2 black eyes, a busted lip, a chipped front tooth, and a very, very crooked nose. The dude was a solider, though. I mean, to go to work the next day after getting that worked over...

[Pandagirl!]

Ouch.

When we went to Lake Tahoe last year, we were out on the rocks and my little brother fell in the lake. I'll try to find the pictures.

[Roggan]

I accually cant wait for college, even after reading these horror stories of roomates, because i will probably be the one on the other side of the fence


Just recently (the nite before newyears eve) I came home with probably 3/4 bottle of Seagrem's Seven in me (some kind of rum) and i decided to play continnuum, and in the process i puked all over my light colored carpet, instead of the in the trashcan 2 foot from me.

I still have the chat exerpt from that nite when i got on, im tempted to post the shit i was typing.

[Facetious]

7 is whiskey dude

[Arikel]

i had to stay quiet because i knew that i would be in on the trouble if the RA knew i was aware of what was going on.. yeah im going pretty easy on him but really this is the first time we've had a problem and i believe in letting people mess up once. i dont think it will happen again but if it does he is in deep shit.

...hum... it will happen again believe me next party he goes he might not be that wasted but he will forget it with time...give him 2 weeks...and he will be doing it again... u just have to get used to it or find a way to elude the RA