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  • What are you worth?

    In lieu of the quite sad trash to treasure ratio of threads of late, I've spent several hours at work browsing through this garbage, as if working with people that smelt like compost wasn't enough (truck drivers, that is).

    So humour me.

    What monetary value, or otherwise would it take for you to surrender your person to another? To what ends are not limited only to sexual perversion. They could torture you short of having you killed if they wish. Timeframe from a single night, to a whole year. Ten years if you want to up the ante.
    Need I remind you to be realistic? I very much doubt Bill Gates and the president of Ikea would pool all their assets just so they could get you to give them blowjobs for one night.

    To be sold, I could be bought for the duration of a year for a minimum AUS $3 million, as long as I walked away with all my bodily parts intact and fully functional.

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    Rudy, maybe me a cool pic in ms paint and i'm yours.
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    • #3
      Sigh ... as if money can solve any of my major problems ...

      I have been drinking every night
      and get into nothing less than a verbal fight
      My ambition is not to be a corporate slave
      I will keep my arrogance for it keeps me brave
      My dream is to lead people to the truth
      you can burn me on a stack
      for without my dream I have nothing to lose
      I am tired and I am wiry
      but I will keep on trying for a thousand years
      my millions and wins and losses
      will make god tremble with fears
      ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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      • #4
        I'll pass on being scarred for life in exchange for cash. Have fun, though.

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        • #5
          I wouldn't do anything like that.
          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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          • #6
            I would let an elderly swedish man with a 12 inch dick in diameter fuck me in the asshole every day 10 times for one year straight for a klondyke bar.

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            • #7
              it is easy to say you would not do this because you would not sell yourself, but if you think about it carefully you may change your mind.

              you can call it selling yourself, but what do you call it when you get out of college and into the real world and you get a job? you are subjecting yourself to something you wouldnt do if you didnt have to, for money. getting a job could be called selling yourself. i guess one could argue that having a job is contributing to society, but i'll get to that.

              i would consider doing that for at least 10 million dollars. now if i had 10 to 15 million dollars, i could probably help society more than if i had gotten a normal job.

              think about it.
              Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
              apt>yes u can wtf
              apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
              apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
              apt>so i dont miss the toilet
              Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
              apt>na
              apt>ill show you pictures
              apt>next time I masturbate

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              • #8
                wait was all the torture and shit definitely going to happen, or would it just happen if by chance you got a psycho?
                Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                apt>yes u can wtf
                apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                apt>na
                apt>ill show you pictures
                apt>next time I masturbate

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                • #9
                  i'd do it
                  a mill would be ill
                  Originally posted by Ward
                  OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                  • #10
                    Depends how much the torture would be. I guess since you said that you'll still be 'alive', that really doesn't tell me how physically disfigured I would be or mentally disfigured from it. I figure I'll make at least $7 million through my lifetime, and that would probably be jeoperdized if I went through all this torture, so at least more than that. Add to the fact that if I'm horribly disfigured or unfunctional in parts, the money probably wouldn't get me any chicks (or pleasure from chicks) so in the end I'll pass.
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                    • #11
                      sexual perversion? i'll do that for free.

                      Marriage? thatll coast you at least 10 mil.
                      TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                      TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                      TelCat> i dont

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                      • #12
                        I wouldn't accept that kind of deal for anything.
                        sdg

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                        • #13
                          I don't think I'd do any of it if it's that vague. If I knew exactly what I was getting into, I'd make the decision based on that, but no amount of money is worth one year of anything, especially when you don't know exactly what it is up front.
                          http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

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                          • #14
                            True, I mean what if he locked you in a room with only TW forums as entertainment?

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                            • #15
                              I'd take a mill if I was owned by an abusive girl.
                              Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
                              Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
                              Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
                              Catgirl> rofl
                              Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat

                              Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
                              fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
                              fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
                              Kim> loool
                              fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS

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