I had one about 10 seconds ago when I read your post.
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Originally posted by iKillburgeri dont like seaworld anymore. when i was a youngun i went real deep in the wave pool and once the waves started i got trapped. i tried to climb up the ladder but the waves kept knocking me off. luckily my brother pulled me out cus it was time to go.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
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Scorpion got me once when me and my dad were 4-wheeling.
About 30 miles away from the hospital, it was fun.Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
Catgirl> rofl
Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat
Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
Kim> loool
fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS
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My story is kind of like that. While on break at work I was eating my favorite food of all time- Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I was reading at the time and somehow or another about half a bite of peanut butter cup lodges itself in my windpipe. I was wheezing for a minute and for a split second I thought "This can't seriously be it. Choking on my favorite food? What a way to go." Slowly I start getting air back through and the bastard candy lying on the ground, and I felt better. I still love Reese's though.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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It was at my birthday party when I turned eight-ish. Fell in the pool in 5-6 foot deep water....ended up going under, hitting the bottom and jumping to get a breath....took about 5 minutes before someone noticed "Hey that kid could be almost drowning" >_>
edit: A kid I know that goes to my school almost drowned in the river that goes by our town. There is a tree by it with a rope attached to it that people swing out from and dive into the river. He let go too late, hit the bottom of the river, snapped his back and fractured his neck. Our neighbor's brother was nearby, dove in the river and held the kid in the current(There wasnt a beach anywhere nearby, you had to climb a 20-30 foot cliff to get back up) for over an hour and 15 minutes before help arrived.Last edited by Gemfire; 01-21-2005, 01:05 AM.
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Glad everyone lived hehehe. I'm old as some of you know... well compared to you guys at least...33 :0 anyways the longer you live the more brushes we have.. My worst was car accident on highway in driving rain storm. I'm driving 70 miles per hour and hydroplane suddenly. Slaming on the breaks as i started to spin only made in worse. Me and my car began doing 360's in the middle of I 95... I did a full 3 360's and then another 180 before crashing backwards into the guard rail. In shock at what had just happened and that i was now at rest i look to my right and see a 16 wheeler mac truck heading straight for me. He is trying to stop screeching his tires. He literally stopped 2 feet from my driver side door. The ironic thing is that that big truck that almost killed me saved my life from other vehicles slaming into me.... Drive Safe Kiddies
1 more that wasnt very pleasant as the turnout was unknown was 1 evening I was walking down a side street here in Washington dc in the evening when a car pulls up with two dudes in it. They stop ahead of me and one guy gets out. He matter of factly pulls out semi automatic pistol cocks it with bullet in chamber ,points it at me and says "your money or your life right now" I quickly pulled out my wallet and said sorry i only have 20 dollars but its yours. heheheh poor me ....I hand it to him , he takes it unhappily,lowers his gun,gets in his car and drives away. Whole thing lasted about 30 secs but I think of all the bad possibilies afterwards.....creepy..... anyways jessups storiesTWDT-J CHAMPION POWER 2018
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Originally posted by KontrolzOh and I said I was legall dead becase if your BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) is above .3 you are considered legally dead.Veni Vidi Visa - I came, I saw, I did some shopping.
Also did some game development. Check out this horror adventure game if you like point'n'clicks.
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Originally posted by ZeUs!!Wtf? You didn't even go into hospital? If you had some kind of food poisoning they'd be monitoring you until 2007
Last night I walked two miles into town, two miles back to mine, two miles up to Laura's house, a mile back to Nick's house, a mile back to mine, got a few hours sleep, walked two miles into town this morning, walked two back, I've got to walk two to the library, two back and then play badminton... FUCK THAT! I don't care what you military kids are going to say, my feet are having a near-death experience at the momentDuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
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Originally posted by Admani don't wnat to type out what happened to me, it involved a glass, my wrist, artery, tendons, lots of blood, passing out, surgery, 4 weeks of school, 6 months physical therapy.DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
-> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/
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Originally posted by RATTY...You must live in No-Mans land.Originally posted by Facetiousedit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
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Originally posted by JessupGlad everyone lived hehehe. I'm old as some of you know... well compared to you guys at least...33 :0 anyways the longer you live the more brushes we have.. My worst was car accident on highway in driving rain storm. I'm driving 70 miles per hour and hydroplane suddenly. Slaming on the breaks as i started to spin only made in worse. Me and my car began doing 360's in the middle of I 95... I did a full 3 360's and then another 180 before crashing backwards into the guard rail. In shock at what had just happened and that i was now at rest i look to my right and see a 16 wheeler mac truck heading straight for me. He is trying to stop screeching his tires. He literally stopped 2 feet from my driver side door. The ironic thing is that that big truck that almost killed me saved my life from other vehicles slaming into me.... Drive Safe Kiddies
Great movie.Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
Catgirl> rofl
Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat
Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
Kim> loool
fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS
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