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  • #46
    0.3 just means you are really drunk, a stupor.

    0.4 is coma and death is possible.
    To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
    brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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    • #47
      car accident on saturday (this saturday)..

      dont remember much from it due to head trauma, but that would be it.
      Displaced> I get pussy every day
      Displaced> I'm rich
      Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
      Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
      Thors> prolly
      Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!

      best comeback ever

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      • #48
        Are you related to Da1?
        USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
        ---A few minutes later---
        9:cool koen> you scorereseted
        9:Kim> UM
        9:Kim> i didn't
        9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
        9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
        9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
        9:pascone> lol?

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        • #49
          Originally posted by pv=nrt
          0.3 just means you are really drunk, a stupor.
          Good times...
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Ewan
            Are you related to Da1?
            aye, why?
            Displaced> I get pussy every day
            Displaced> I'm rich
            Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
            Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
            Thors> prolly
            Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!

            best comeback ever

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            • #51
              This one time, I had the hicups, and I thought I was going to die. Then they just went away like 15 minutes later. Good thing too, because I had lines in our 4th grade play that night. It would've been horrible if I wasn't able to re-cover from the hicup's I had.
              Doughnut - Assistant Ban Operator

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Jessup
                Glad everyone lived hehehe. I'm old as some of you know... well compared to you guys at least...33 :0 anyways the longer you live the more brushes we have.. My worst was car accident on highway in driving rain storm. I'm driving 70 miles per hour and hydroplane suddenly. Slaming on the breaks as i started to spin only made in worse. Me and my car began doing 360's in the middle of I 95... I did a full 3 360's and then another 180 before crashing backwards into the guard rail. In shock at what had just happened and that i was now at rest i look to my right and see a 16 wheeler mac truck heading straight for me. He is trying to stop screeching his tires. He literally stopped 2 feet from my driver side door. The ironic thing is that that big truck that almost killed me saved my life from other vehicles slaming into me.... Drive Safe Kiddies

                1 more that wasnt very pleasant as the turnout was unknown was 1 evening I was walking down a side street here in Washington dc in the evening when a car pulls up with two dudes in it. They stop ahead of me and one guy gets out. He matter of factly pulls out semi automatic pistol cocks it with bullet in chamber ,points it at me and says "your money or your life right now" I quickly pulled out my wallet and said sorry i only have 20 dollars but its yours. heheheh poor me ....I hand it to him , he takes it unhappily,lowers his gun,gets in his car and drives away. Whole thing lasted about 30 secs but I think of all the bad possibilies afterwards.....creepy..... anyways jessups stories

                woah!! intense!
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Displaced
                  car accident on saturday (this saturday)..

                  dont remember much from it due to head trauma, but that would be it.
                  Ouch, hope you get better soon.
                  Pandagirl!

                  (ph)>12 is just right

                  In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                  1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                  1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                  1:Chao <ER>> at all
                  1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                  1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                  Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                  Chao <ER> - hero

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                  • #54
                    I almost died twice.

                    1. When I was in 7th grade me, my sister, and my friend were at the pool. My sister was in the deep end and she couldn't get to the edge, so I hop in and help her to the side. I grabbed her hand and she freaks out, starts grabbing me, and ends up sitting on top of my shoulders flailing around trying to get to the side. I kept trying to get a breath, but I was just sucking in water. I found out later that while I was lying at the bottom of the pool, my friend thought I was messing around. Then he realizes I had been down there for too long and yells for the lifeguard. Spent about a week in the hospital, I think. I don't remember it too much. I do remember sitting in my hospital bed and throwing up all of the pool water I swallowed. That was kinda cool.

                    2. About a year ago, I was working construction at a house that was being built out in the middle of nowhere. My job was to fill the scoop of the tractor with broken up concrete and go to the back of the land and dump it over this cliff into the dump pile. I drove up to the edge, put the tractor into reverse, and dumped the junk out over the edge. When I went to back up, it had slipped out of reverse and was in neutral. I started rolling forward over the edge, slammed on the breaks and sat there hanging off the edge looking out the front window at the rocks and metal scrap below me. Luckily I had my phone with me and I called for help. I sat there, scared to move at all, until another tractor and a few trucks came out to pull me back up.

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                    • #55
                      I've been three seconds from death, three inches from death and three times lucky.

                      A roadside bomb missed my truck by three seconds. My side mirror has been shot through, missing my head by three inches. and I've had my bell rung by a few mortars.

                      But the time I came closest to dying was when Grapevine lost in round three of the TWL Finals, making it my third season in a runner-up squad.
                      I'd rather be SubSpacing.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Webbb Llama v1.5
                        But the time I came closest to dying was when Grapevine lost in round three of the TWL Finals, making it my third season in a runner-up squad.
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