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[Ewan]

1. I take two pieces, fold, whipe, fold whipe. Depending on the amount of poo deposited on the paper, I may fold and whipe again, or start with a new piece.

2. I have never known ANYONE to scrunch up the paper, where the fuck did that come from?

3. Right hand side. In my bathroom it's on the right but too far back to be useful, which is why I keep it on the back and just hold the roll or stick it on the floor while doing the business.

4. Definitely front to back.

Our holder broke so we leave it on the top of the back of the toilet. We're poor students

Check my pic, that means you're of the cooler variety.

[ZeUs!!]

Back to front, am I weird?

[Mr. Peanuts]

WIPE

[Edify]

Can I just clear this one up; I have never heard of any instance, or seen the after effects in our loo or any public loos, or someone scrunching up their loo roll. Did you know Austrians clean themselves then rub it all over their face? Whats why their loo roll is softer to touch

loo?

[Fluffz]

and jet there is another difference. lazy like i am i remain on the seat while whiping where other people stand up do do it. the second method can only be wrong if you ask me. might be a side effect from having a bidet(sp). this is how you use a toilet the right way:

1.) Enviroment: nothing! no phone no newspaper. focus on what you plan to do.
2.) Position: toilet paper is on the right with the paper hanging towards the user
3.) Tactic: fold whipe fold whipe - get 2 new sheets and repeat untill clean
4.) Approach: front to back
5.) Execution: sitting
6.) Finish: full flush, no staring, no half hearted flush to save water

back in school we had a big poll about those issues xcept for 2.)

[Mr. Peanuts]

I once drank out of a bidet thinking it was a water font. I was 5, shut up.

[Othello]

I'll have to respectfully disagree with your first point Fluffz.

While on the toilet taking a s*** can be a rather relaxing experience for myself.
Take a book with you or a crossword puzzle and enjoy these precious moments.
The crapper is one of man's last sanctuaries (Remember Al Bundy).

And I stand up when i whipe, jeez.

[Noah]

stand while whipe? that's retarded

[Troll King]

I'll have to respectfully disagree with your first point Fluffz.

While on the toilet taking a s*** can be a rather relaxing experience for myself.
Take a book with you or a crossword puzzle and enjoy these precious moments.
The crapper is one of man's last sanctuaries (Remember Al Bundy).

And I stand up when i whipe, jeez.

I hope they aren't library books.

[Kim]

Toilet read

Archie comics

[Pandagirl!]

http://www.bathroomreader.com/home.html

And no, I don't read them.

[Ewan]

My Mum bought one of those Uncle John's bathroom readers for about 20p from a jumble sale. It was ok but far too American for my liking.

[Othello]

Originally posted by Troll King
I hope they aren't library books.

No TK i try to refrain from doing that with my library books but i have been known to slip a few times. Who's to know.

Just make sure you wash your hands after handling any library books.

And dont pick your nose while reading.

[Ewan]

I've read library books on the shitter before.

[PolluX_]

You ever had that spluttering shit after a night out?
Dude that's so horrible, it makes me hate my body.