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  • #31
    Edit: Removed
    Last edited by ZeUs!!; 02-12-2005, 07:04 AM.
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    • #32
      Originally posted by dchao
      If FedEx and UPS merged, would it be called Fed Up? Just a joke for you Jerome/Jeansi/GHB.
      I found this shirt when I was at gojane.com and just had to post it.
      Pandagirl!

      (ph)>12 is just right

      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
      1:Chao <ER>> at all
      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
      Chao <ER> - hero

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      • #33
        Panda's a lesbo~

        :turned:
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #34
          No way. I was just posting a FedUp shirt because someone mentioned that joke.
          Pandagirl!

          (ph)>12 is just right

          In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
          1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
          1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
          1:Chao <ER>> at all
          1:Mantra-Slider> chao
          1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
          Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
          Chao <ER> - hero

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          • #35
            Originally posted by pandagirl89
            No way. I was just posting a FedUp shirt because someone mentioned that joke.
            That has nothing to do with this conversation.

            :down:
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by DoTheFandango
              That has nothing to do with this conversation.

              :down:
              Actually it does:
              Originally posted by dchao
              If FedEx and UPS merged, would it be called Fed Up? Just a joke for you Jerome/Jeansi/GHB.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Twerp
                Actually it does:
                JUST A JOKE FOR YOU.

                FOOL! SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE!!!

                Sigh. Her thing is a stupid thing that simply states that duh women are better then men because they make babies and we are always thinking about our penis.


                DUHH!!!
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #38
                  Internet doesn't really show sarcasm so I didn't know ^_^ Or maybe you're joking about this

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                  • #39
                    Well I did get the shirt of of gojane and considering it's only juniors clothes there, there are some shirts that are like that. Sorry if it's not to your liking.
                    Pandagirl!

                    (ph)>12 is just right

                    In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                    1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                    1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                    1:Chao <ER>> at all
                    1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                    1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                    Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                    Chao <ER> - hero

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                    • #40
                      I DON'T KNOW!!!!!1one!
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by bloodzombie
                        I'd love to listen in on that customer service call...

                        Angry customer> Where the fuck is my fucking package
                        Existincz92> Sir, don't be angry, I'm trying really really hard.
                        Truly Priceless, truly haha
                        1:Hydride> who we play next week
                        1:ReNdErED> Pandora
                        1:ReNdErED> gulp
                        1:ReNdErED> if i see Ease im shiftin across map

                        1:Hydride> best feeling EVER
                        1:Hydride> its like if you get sacked and when the pain goes away feeling x 999999999999999999999999
                        1:cranium> uve obviously never fucked a plastic bag filled with jelly inbetween the couch cushions
                        1:menelvagor> ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
                        1:cranium> talk about a feeling

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                        • #42
                          kill him. Your boss that is.
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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