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    Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony.

    "It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".

    Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.

    Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future.

    "I'm, like, using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks, and I burned them, and I said "Hey, great weather."
    :wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:

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    entertaining
    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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    • #3
      AP News Report

      "European needs bath, stereotypes rampant!"
      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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      • #4
        funny.

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        • #5
          Hey, great post!

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          • #6
            Hehe funny.

            I prefer to label that kinda thing as sarcasm however.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Morgan
              Hey, great post!
              All you whiney americans are making it even better
              :wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Fit of Rage
                AP News Report

                "European needs bath, stereotypes rampant!"
                thats a europe stereotype?

                NO Boys Allowed Forums

                NoBA status:Recuiting


                NO comment by lunar here what so ever


                Enjoys: Stealing Dameon angells kills

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                • #9
                  I learned everything I need to know about irony from Alanis Morissette, thank you very fucking much.
                  PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                  • #10


                    IT'S LIKE RAIII-EEE-AIIIIN ON YOUR WEDDINNNN' DAY

                    IT'S A FREEE-EEE RIDDDE WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID
                    PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Suzie-Q.
                      thats a europe stereotype?
                      I couldn't help notice that on No boys allowed, you have 3 if not 4 boys (at least). Dameon Angell, Pure Hatred, Xz and Vermillion Flame.
                      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                      ---A few minutes later---
                      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                      9:Kim> UM
                      9:Kim> i didn't
                      9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                      9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                      9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                      9:pascone> lol?

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                      • #12
                        Oh shit, busted. We're not boys though. We're full-grown, beer-drinking, hell-raising men.

                        And we're wasting our time on a stupid spaceship game. Fuck.
                        Last edited by PH; 02-16-2005, 12:52 PM.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                        Originally posted by the_paul
                        Gargle battery acid fuckface
                        Originally posted by Material Girl
                        I tried downloading a soundcard

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Pearl Jam
                          IT'S LIKE RAIII-EEE-AIIIIN ON YOUR WEDDINNNN' DAY

                          IT'S A FREEE-EEE RIDDDE WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID
                          I was all like, who the fuck is that Alanis? Then I finally got it from your great phonetics. :detective

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ewan
                            I couldn't help notice that on No boys allowed, you have 3 if not 4 boys (at least). Dameon Angell, Pure Hatred, Xz and Vermillion Flame.
                            Quick, ain't he?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Suzie-Q.
                              thats a europe stereotype?
                              No, it's satire.
                              5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                              5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                              5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                              1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                              1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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