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I guess, unless Ewan just likes cocks with grass on them. 
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Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material Girl -
Man, I'd so mow your lawn.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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i'd post a pic from hamncheez.com but i'd get in trouble. But it's a guy shaving pubic hairs from a chick.. with a lawn mower.Living the basing experience. Also would like a squad to join.Comment
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Which brings up the question, why do girls talk so much?
... Because they have two pairs of lips!Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
Catgirl> rofl
Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat
Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
Kim> loool
fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLSComment
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if theres grass on the wicket lets play cricket is genius5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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Hmm, not sure how this one goes, I'm sure someone does though.....
If there's grass on the field play ball, if not turn em over and play in the mud(ZaBuZa)>sigh.. i been playing this game since i was 8... i am more mature then ull ever be...Comment
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You mean this one Kontrolz?Originally posted by JasonUSS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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Yea, I should probably read the thread more closely next time, but im pretty sure what I said is closer than what Jason said, at least more disturbing.(ZaBuZa)>sigh.. i been playing this game since i was 8... i am more mature then ull ever be...Comment
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WHY ARE YOU SICK FUCKS ADVOCATING BUTTSEX WITH CHILDREN?Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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Says the guy with "free Ilyaz" in his signitureOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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FREE ILYAZOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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And have a cookie. *hands out cookies*Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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Don't fall for it, guys, those cookies are poisonous.Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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Never! You just don't like to be filled with compassion for everyone and everything.
And now I have the extra strength ones! Muhaha!Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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