If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket

[Fallen Angel]

if there's too much grass on the field, flip her over and play in the mud

Hahahahaha!
Best one yet.

[Nickname]

i heard these when i was 12.

[Ewan]

If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed.

[dchao]

2:mikes> i heard that when i was born

[Nickname]

Wait a second. Grass on the wicket? Wicket is the 3 poled thing in cricket.


Do you have sex with guys?

[PH]

Three of them, to be exact. What I'm trying to figure out is this. Three poles, two holes. He's either really good at doubling up or he has some bizarre fetish about getting fucked in some other orifice.

[Fit of Rage]

if there's too much grass on the field, flip her over and play in the mud

you animal

[Squeezer]

If she's old enough to put in a Maxi, then ride her like a taxi.

If there's grass on the field play ball.

Old enough to Bleed, means old Enough to breed.

[Subjugation]

friend #1>Yo, would you hit'em?
friend #2>Eight to eighty...blind, cripple, or crazy.

Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

[Kharnor]

I hate cricket.
Let's play soccer instead!

[ZeUs!!]

Wait a second. Grass on the wicket? Wicket is the 3 poled thing in cricket

Sorry to lower the tone but its two lips and a clit (use your imagination)

[PH]

Sorry to lower the tone but its two lips and a clit (use your imagination)

Either that's a deformed vagina, or you have one HELL of an imagination.

[ZeUs!!]

The stumps

[PH]

You're delusional. It's three big dicks emerging from the ground.

[ZeUs!!]

If you're going to be that accurate then I suggest from now on you use the phrase "If there's pubic hairs around the vagina then I would have sexual intercourse with them"