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 One hand is close to her chest, and covering the other hand, which is why you only see the fingers of the second hand. Sorry if that seems like just one hand there >_>Originally posted by SpiderMageVery nice LB, but what's up with her fingers?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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 okay, here's one this girl i know....wrote....to me.
 
 you be my casanova
 and i'll be your dream come true
 this distance can be bridged
 with this heart i'll give to you
 its been broken once before
 but i still made it through
 so let me go if you dont want me
 but if you love me, say you do
 
 I thought it was cute, cuz i sort of live like 30 mins away from her.
 
 but here's one I wrote. BTW Mod's, it does have one racist word in it, but if you understand it, the word isn't racist at all.
 
 Thoughts upon the number 12
 
 
 
 There is a man on my bus. He is six foot six. He is black. He is menacing.
 
 One day he’ll rob me in a back alley.
 He probably wants to rape my mother.
 He wants to steal my job.
 He wants to steal my T.V.
 
 He can dance, and I can’t.
 He can sing, I can’t hold a tune.
 I come from the prep school, he comes from the ghetto.
 I have the Hamptons, he has Compton.
 I have Elvis and the Beatles, he has Marvin Gaye and Dr. Dre.
 I have rock and country, he has rap and the blues.
 He has Portiere, I have Wayne.
 He has Angelou, Hughes. I have Dickinson, Twain.
 I love Lasagna, he loves Watermelon.
 I have the NHL, he has the NBA.
 I enjoy Dean Martin, he enjoys Richard Pryor.
 I have Ruth, Lindbergh, he has Ellington, Garvey.
 I celebrate Christmas, he gets Kwanzaa.
 He hates me for being spoiled, I hate him for wasting tax money.
 He has Ebonics, I have Southern Comfort.
 
 He gets the label African American, I get White.
 I hail from Italy, Ireland. He hails from Zaire, Kenya.
 He has spirituals, I have Canticles.
 I’m Catholic, he’s Baptist.
 He’s a darkie, I’m a limey.
 I’m a cracker, he’s a ******.
 
 I am White. He is Black.
 And yet, we are but two people on the bus.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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 Some poetry for your displeasure:
 
 The Mullet Man
 
 With a smile on his face
 And a gap between his teeth
 He walks happily along
 Stroking his long, flowing black hair.
 Six foot two and muscular he is.
 His speech almost unintelligible,
 It is definitely unintelligent.
 
 His white tee shirt is dirtied
 And the pits are soaked in sweat.
 A hard working guy
 That Mullet Man is.
 
 As he strolls along with his wife,
 Who also happens to be his cousin,
 You notice his carefree attitude.
 And you think to yourself,
 That one day and for one day only,
 You would want to be the Mullet Man.The song doesn't make your hands clap,
 The hand claps make the song
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 04.07.05 08:59
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 The other night I had meant to photoshop each image in the thread as a kick, but I got sick of it after I put Zeus on stage. To put it in other terms, I started out to run a Photoshop marathon, and quit after about 100 feet.
 
 Thought he might be amused by this though:
  "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
 
 Reinstate Me.
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 California Midnight Salad
 
 Yea, you're right...it's a little gimmicky. The "midnight" garlic croustini probably have the purist chefs among you keeling over, but it's an example of how my creative side can occasionally override my sense of tradtion. It's a nice, clean "vegetable" salad perfect for those hot summer evenings.
 
 Basically, it's in the style of a vegetable salad, but it uses cucumbers, avocado, and tomatoes. Yes, I know avocados and tomatoes are fruits, but it follows the style of a typical veg-salad. It is seasoned with shallots, champagne vinegar, extra virgin olive oil, S&P, and thyme. It's finished off with canelle of fresh goat cheese.
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 I was wary about posting this, but here's something I wrote "back then."
 
 The mask she wears cannot be seen
 Her face is happy, bright, and keen
 She digs in her closet to find clothes to wear
 She turns to the mirror, cold and bare
 Her body is distorted, it looks a mess
 The only way to fix it is to eat way less
 
 Her friends at school cannot tell
 That she is struggling through a personal hell
 She laughs and plays, says all the right lines
 Hoping she'll fool them into thinking she's fine
 
 She feels her finger deep in her throat
 The food must come up so her body won't bloat
 Her new best friend is porcelain, white, and clean
 Where are the parents? Who's gonna intervene?
 
 The mask she wears cannot be seen
 Her face is happy, bright and keen
 She digs in her closet to find clothes to wear
 She turns to the mirror, cold and bare
 Her face is pale, eyes are hollow
 Her throat so raw she can barely swallow
 She's empty inside, no one is there
 None of her friends seem to care
 She can't believe the reflection she sees
 She thinks to herself, "This can't be me"Pandagirl!
 
 (ph)>12 is just right
 
 In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
 1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
 1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
 1:Chao <ER>> at all
 1:Mantra-Slider> chao
 1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
 Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
 Chao <ER> - hero
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 Haha nice,Originally posted by Sarien
  
 ZEUS TEARIN' THE PLACE UP!5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
 5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
 5: Da1andonly> =((
 5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
 5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
 5: Epinephrine> oh shit
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 Can someone help me out with 3 megs of hosting so I can post (link to) something? I think it's worthwhile. Conc maybe you can help me buddy, I know you'll appreciate this one.Last edited by Sleepy Weasel; 06-10-2005, 05:53 AM.
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 I finally made something, though considered as nothing .. ^^; Anyhow, here is the link, http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19407286/ , then you presso n the image to full-view it, recommened. Do tell me what you think. : )
 
 Edit: And by the way, spidermage, as I said on devArt, that picture is hot. I really love it, love the expression on her face, the thing/dragon she is riding on. Would be cool if you'd CG it.. ; )Last edited by 1ight; 06-13-2005, 04:24 PM.Endless space, endless exploration.
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