I'm very unlucky

[Mulkero]

So I got these new cool glasses last weeks Monday and I broke them. I only had them for a week and then had a friendly wrestle with a friend and snap. I tried to glue them but it didn't hold. I got them to replace another pair that I broke because I was too drunk and fell over them. Now I need to tell my mom and I'm very embarrassed. I can't fix them without getting the receipt from her (it's got a warranty for these kind of things). Aargh.

[genocidal]

Tell her you got mugged and they took 80 dollars from you. Not only will she not get pissed but you might be able to make some cash out of the situation by asking her for reimbursement (if she feels sorry for you).

[Evasive]

get contact lenses

[Mulkero]

I can't. Somehow contact lenses just don't fit to my eyes. I might have too dry eyes or something, I dunno.

[kites]

Tell her you broke them while you were sleepwalking. Worked when I needed new sunglasses, the nice wrap-arounds.

[Sarien]

"What a crappy day. I fell down and broke my glasses."

Or just tell the truth.

Or just tell her an icicle fell off the garage and hit you in the eye, so that you don't lose your Red Ryder BB Gun with a compass in the stock.

[Subjugation]

Tell her you got mugged and they took 80 dollars from you. Not only will she not get pissed but you might be able to make some cash out of the situation by asking her for reimbursement (if she feels sorry for you).

Wow, you're a cool guy. Why not just beat your mother with a baseball bat, rape her with the handle, then take the money from her purse.

[Mulkero]

"What a crappy day. I fell down and broke my glasses."

Or just tell the truth.

Or just tell her an icicle fell off the garage and hit you in the eye, so that you don't lose your Red Ryder BB Gun with a compass in the stock.

I told that the last time. 2nd time would be too much. I'm probably gonna stick to the truth.

[cundor]

...and then had a friendly wrestle with a friend...

Explain

[Pandagirl!]

I told that the last time. 2nd time would be too much. I'm probably gonna stick to the truth.

Good idea.

[Anduril.]

Why not just beat your mother with a baseball bat, rape her with the handle, then take the money from her purse.

That is the freaking BEST idea I have read in this thread ! I'd go for that one for sure. -_-

[ZeUs!!]

I lost a pair of glasses one New Years Eve, a New Years Eve that eventually cost me £150

[Anduril.]

Lolol broke so many glasses in my life I believe ... at school, when I was playing soccer/football , rofl.
Now I got contact lenses since 1.5 yrs or so. That's way better.
I like it. I go swim, sport, do everything with them. Xcept for sleeping, than I take them out.
You can hardly break them and even if you do, you just take a new pair. (I get new contacts every month. PERFECT)

[bloodzombie]

I can't. Somehow contact lenses just don't fit to my eyes. I might have too dry eyes or something, I dunno.

You just need to go to different optometrist. If you go to Walmart or Costco for your glasses, they're not going to spend the time with you if you're difficult to fit, they're all about volume, go to an independent doctor.

If dry eyes is the problem, you can get punctal plugs. it's like the doc just stuffs a little cork in your puncta so that your tears don't drain so much and more moisture stays in your eye.

[Mulkero]

I told her today and she just said "Again?" and nothing more. She didn't even ask how I broke them. I guess I'll go get them fixed on Monday. The only annoying thing now is that I have to use my old glasses for a couple of weeks and I hate these.

My new glasses are made out of plastic and the old ones are made from metal. I've never broken glasses until I got plastic ones. I guess plastic is too fragile for me.