Nasty clients

[Kim]

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050220-stinky.html

A guy in the shop was tattooing a heavier-set woman. She was laying on her side as he was tattooing her midsection. He asked her to twist and stretch her body upward a bit more to stretch the skin. As she stretched, a McDonalds Coke straw fell out of one of her side folds and onto the floor — she didn’t even know it was there.

The next page has some perverted encounters. Some were quite disturbing haha.

[Ilya]

when i worked at an italian fastfood restaurant, one of the clients (i call them clients because it makes working at a fastfood restaurant seem less lame) kept trying to get me to get in his car because "theres something dead in it"

he just wanted to play with my weiner

[Twerp]

The site is blocked for me. That quote just seems wrong.

[Kim]

I had a girl tell me she’d show me her breasts if I’d give her friend a deal. I told her they weren’t anything special as I see them everyday. She left irate. I guess hers were God’s gift to man or something.

You know you're living large when you turn down such a deal.

[Theif of Time]

I have a newfound respect for tatooists/peircers.

Twerp, be glad that sights blocked. Its basically... er, peoples bad hygeine problems. I saw at least 5 "I couldn't get the smell out for hours) kind of thing.

[Miku19]

OK, now I know what I DON'T want to be when I grow up.

[Superted]

I read a couple and was then put off my breakfast, how disgusting...
I could never be a tattoist guy, for that and because I suck at art stuff.

[Pandagirl!]

Eww those are so gross inch:

[Jeansi]

Err what's a double monroe piercing?

[ZeUs!!]

Its where you get stapled to the wall

[hogo]

When I was talking to the dude that pierced my eyebrow he told me a horror story similar to the ones on that site. Right when he was done he goes, "Yeah man you shoulda see it, this chick had so much cream cheese I didnt know If I shoulda ordered a bagel for lunch"...