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  • #46
    1:Springy> NEW POLL!!!!
    1:Springy> Should i look at Porn or NOT? 1. yes 2. no!
    1:30 rabid llamas!> 2!
    1: Pandagirl!> 2!
    1:Sexyjamjulia> 2!
    1:Springy> Damnit
    Last edited by Squeezer; 04-12-2005, 05:48 PM.
    Originally posted by Tone
    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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    • #47
      10 minutes later....

      1:Springy> time to go to a priv arena, and look at porn
      Pandagirl!

      (ph)>12 is just right

      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
      1:Chao <ER>> at all
      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
      Chao <ER> - hero

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      • #48
        What's with you and porn, pandagirl89?
        Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
        i just wish it was longer
        Originally posted by Cops
        it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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        • #49
          This one's an oldie but a goodie. I cut off what 30 rabid llamas said next.

          1:Springy> being a virgin sux, we arent hot
          1: Ott24> I know
          1:Amysaurus> What???? Virgins are so hot.
          1:Springy> No we aren't, we are awkward in bed
          1:Springy> and we come fast.
          1: Ott24> lol
          1:Amysaurus> So do I
          1:Adeon> !!!!!!
          1: Ott24> LOL!
          1:Springy> Speaking of cumming, that last comment just made me.
          1:Amysaurus> rofl
          1:Adeon> LOL
          1:Madpsi> I'm not finished yet, could you continue?
          1:Springy> hahahahahahaha
          1:Amysaurus> ROFL
          1:30 Rabid Llamas!> Gah u guys! I dont even have my pants off yet
          1:30 Rabid Llamas> You gotta gimme some time.
          Last edited by Squeezer; 04-12-2005, 07:30 PM.
          Originally posted by Tone
          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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          • #50
            That chat is by far the funniest chat I'm in.
            Pandagirl!

            (ph)>12 is just right

            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
            1:Chao <ER>> at all
            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
            Chao <ER> - hero

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            • #51
              Remember this one from DG period in 2003... (tnx to King Baba)

              Leaf> hi
              King Baba> Hi!
              Leaf> What did he do you said?
              King Baba> Stole my Humows.
              Leaf> What's a humows?
              Leaf> ;x
              King Baba> The offspring I produced when I impregnated a cow. It's my private army I used to conquer India.
              Leaf> he stole it?
              Leaf>Is is a joke call or what? ;/
              King Baba> He stole my offspring.
              King Baba> NO!
              Leaf> In SS?
              Leaf> I dn't really get you I just came back from cold town
              Leaf> He stole your offspring, which is your humows?
              King Baba> Yes!
              Leaf> Is this SS related?
              King Baba> It could be!
              Leaf> WELL IS IT? =p
              King Baba> I was going to use my Humows to conquer TWDD
              Leaf> Well did he like steal your players or what?
              King Baba> Until he stole them...stole them all. And I had to burn my cow partner cause she developed a fungal infection.
              Leaf> Aww.
              King Baba> I know...give him a warning or something. I want my Humows back.
              Leaf> I still can't figure out what it is, explain it in a exact word.
              Leaf> Anything With SS to do?
              Leaf> I mean
              Leaf> You're talking of some of your own india army or what
              Leaf> I can't see what that or your offspring has to do with SS
              King Baba> Ok...there was a cow, and I impregnated it. The offspring were called Humows, my private army. I conquered India, because they worship my babies. And then I was going to unleash them in TWDD but Hawkes stole them all. And I can't make more.
              Leaf> So
              Leaf> You're saying that you and another guy made a squad, then you fixed a lot of players, now he stole them to his squad or what?
              King Baba> I need them back!
              King Baba> Squad!?
              Leaf> HUMOWS?
              Leaf> ARMY?
              King Baba> Yes!!
              Leaf> huh this sounds crazy
              King Baba> He took them all!
              Leaf> Damn
              King Baba> He's probbaly torturing them.
              Leaf> =(
              King Baba> Get them back for me please?!?
              King Baba> Spank him or something.
              Leaf> I don't think it's illegal in any way really, and especially if it's not in SS even
              King Baba> Aw, consider it a favour to me then!?
              Leaf> I would make a huge staff mistake
              King Baba> By spanking him?
              Leaf> Ok I'll spank him
              King Baba> YAY!
              King Baba> Tell him to give them b ack, too!
              King Baba> Hawkes you better run!
              Leaf> Come ?go #bunnies

              ...

              Leaf> Hello
              Leaf> Hawkes
              Leaf> I'm spanking you now
              Leaf> <spanks>
              Leaf> ok done
              7:Barton> hi tats
              7:Barton> still no smod?
              7:Barton> :(
              7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
              7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing

              3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
              3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"

              8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFL

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              • #52
                Another one from DG period


                1:King Baba> so i could run through the fields butt naked
                1:Ragnarok.> yes
                1:Anduril.> cool can I run too ?
                1:Anduril.> ill chase you !
                1:King Baba> you homo
                1:Anduril.> gay
                1:King Baba> hehe
                7:Barton> hi tats
                7:Barton> still no smod?
                7:Barton> :(
                7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
                7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing

                3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
                3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"

                8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFL

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Anduril.
                  Another one from DG period


                  1:King Baba> so i could run through the fields butt naked
                  1:Ragnarok.> yes
                  1:Anduril.> cool can I run too ?
                  1:Anduril.> ill chase you !
                  1:King Baba> you homo
                  1:Anduril.> gay
                  1:King Baba> hehe
                  bad.
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #54
                    i havent got the log but when members of Dice started hitting on some of the "girls" in No boys allowed which the led to the creation of emails like Cutie_now_gurl@blahblah.com, that was extremely funny.


                    i gotta find that log....
                    Reinstate Sarien
                    ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS

                    Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho

                    "no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Tibro
                      not squadmate.. but

                      Adrenaline> ok guys..the after game party will be at my place..
                      Lofty> I'll bring the warbird sleeping bags
                      Adrenaline> lol
                      Tibro> haha
                      Might> I only got a levi sleeping bag
                      Tibro> you outcast
                      Rogue> i'm well equiped with a lvl. 3 bomb with prox in my pants..i'll be there

                      Rogue> Might uses his repels on chicks
                      Might> they got cooties :/
                      \

                      HAHA DUDE lol unfortunately the chats i'm on ain't very funny except for this one time
                      fukerdie> Cell where do babies come from
                      Cell"> ur mom
                      fukerdie> they come from my mom?
                      Cell">huh? oh uh... sure
                      fukerdie> but ur chinese, i'm flip? fine watever ur flip now ok?
                      me(not sure of my name in cont)> shut up fuker die u got us locked in Kensington Community Center
                      fukerdie> shut up jimmy u rlucky i dun call u neutron
                      me>DON'T CALL ME THAT!
                      it ain't funny now but at the time it was freaken hilarious

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