Post a quote of the funniest squadmate

[PredatoR_FNM]

Nice bilbo.

I'll rip maize off from M_M's sig from our own forums:
2:Maize> I was on long holiday in Stockholm...sigh it feels good to be homo again
2:Maize> what the fuck does wtf mean?? ive always wondered
2:Maize> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

C 2:Lemon> is Plade a good squad
C 2:Lemon> Plade trinity
C 2:Appleseed> they sound totally leet
C 2:Appleseed> lets play them
C 2:BLeeN> lets go
C 2:BLeeN> if we got a captain here
C 2:SuperPreda> you got assistant there
C 4:SuperPreda> fisher mee tekee jotai <- fisher go do something
C 4:SuperPreda> oot assi <- you are an assistant
C 4:Fisher> sure thing <3
C 4:Fisher> meen kokoon tätä bioniclee <- ill goto build up this bionicle
C 2:BLeeN> pred?
C 2:SuperPreda> ye?
C 2:BLeeN> nvm ill ask them =P
C 2:BLeeN> unless you already did
C 2:SuperPreda> i told assistant to do something and he said ok and went to build lego bionicles
C 2:SuperPreda> I think we didnt quite understood eatchothers needs

I got some good ones but cant find yet.. :I

[GHB]

1:Mikena> wtf is decypha doing here?
1: Decypha> I voted kerry

Ah well, and almost every line by Downdraft, Variable or horny elf makes me laugh, and when Desire makes fun of other people.

[ZeUs!!]

Pallies friend's chat, does that count?

5:Jason> i want to go out screwing a ridiculously hot chick in lincoln's lap at the lincoln memorial
5: Pearl Jam> i want to be railing a fat chick IN my zeppelin of doom in a giant vat of lemon meringue pie
5: Pearl Jam> is that weird?

[schope]

2:Maize> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

rofl so fucking elet

[Sleepy Weasel]

stealing jokes and passing them off as your own is bad.

[Roggan]

sigged (not the funniest, just funny)

[Squeezer]

sigged (not the funniest, just funny)

ha.....ha?

[Jason]

that was a mighty fine evening, mike

good times

[Mulkero]

Saying sigged and actually adding yourself saying sigged to the sig is old trick and totally not funny.

[Jones]

Not fun but worth gold. (taken from random chat)

6:SaKuRa_XtC> I SUCK AT THIS GAME
6:The Great Gohan> true
6:SaKuRa_XtC> argg i think i am going to stop playing this and move to something less skill-requiring
6:The Great Gohan> i think the only hing less skill requiring than this would be masturbation

[Roggan]

Saying sigged and actually adding yourself saying sigged to the sig is old trick and totally not funny.

Me saying "sigged" wasnt supposed to be the funny part, moron.

If you dont see the humour in what kings said, then stfu.

[Richard Creager]

A compilation is in the works.

[Exotic]

Me saying "sigged" wasnt supposed to be the funny part, moron.

If you dont see the humour in what kings said, then stfu.

i dont get it

[bloodzombie]

Well I don't see you posting any chatlogs Dickity Pumpface

I think I already explained why when I said that I don't think that reading other peoples chat logs is funny.

That pearl jam one was funny though.

[Superted]

Not exactly squad chat cuz I'm not in one but anyway there was a debate going on in one of my chats with Tibro, then he pm's me:

Tibro> Stop talking

I don't know if that has ever worked on anyone, but I did laugh for a while, which was nice. That's my 2 cents, or pennies. Oh, and a heated argument at the end of a ?go blind event; (and I managed to keep back the insults bar one, which I'm chuffed about)

Healt> FU
McVities> F Me
Healt> NEWBED
P Healt> sad newbie u suck
Healt> fucking retard newbies
P McVities> thanks
McVities is out. 15 wins, 10 losses.
Healt is out. 17 wins, 10 losses.
Healt> smart newbie
McVities> yep
McVities> but i got you out
P Healt> learn to play new
McVities> so it was worth it
P :Healt:nah
P (Healt)>did I ask u something?
P :Healt:no u made a suggestion, which i said no to, you've got a poor memory.
P (Healt)>still talking?
P :Healt:you asked a question, questions usually get an answer, except rhetorical ones
P :Healt:so if you don't want me to reply...then don't ask a question?
P (Healt)>why still talking new?
P :Healt:lol, you were never schooled were you
P (Healt)>man
P (Healt)>did I ask u something?
P (Healt)>No
P (Healt)>so stfu
P (Healt)>retard
P :Healt:that's 4 question's you've asked me so far
P (Healt)>g-t-f-o
P :Healt:so yes, you did ask me something

That's all I have so far