Post a quote of the funniest squadmate

[schope]

Post a quote of the funniest squadmate you have ever had.

Definately mine is musashi. after i started working i cant stay online at nights laughing at what he says. Stuff like

That was when he sent me a mp3 of telcat talking at teamspeak

3:ninety9> tellcat talks like old bruce lee movie
3:ninety9> soo brooce i see you made it to mai seekrit rayer, now you must die by my KUNG FU
3:ninety9> telcat pribbaly has one of thsoe rice hats
3:ninety9> thats like /\
3:ninety9> telcat> HADDOUKEN
3:ninety9> i imagine telcat in a kimono robe
3:ninety9> like a geshia girl
3:sCHOPe> elite
3:ninety9> singing kareoke for drunk business men
3:sCHOPe> rofl
3:sCHOPe> aeuioheafsda
3:sCHOPe> dude let me sleep this isnt helping me to go rofl
3:ninety9> oh tank you tank you, i save muney you give me for praystation II

at this one we were talking about anduril

3:ninety9> i always imagine anduril as looking like he does in his avatar irl
3:sCHOPe> yea he is euro
3:sCHOPe> and very weird
3:sCHOPe> he looks gay actually
3:sCHOPe> he keeps posting man sucking man at forums
3:ninety9> i cant tell if hes gay or just obsessed with gay ppl
3:sCHOPe> and thinking its funny
3:ninety9> yeah i clicked on that in school in a lab and i was like HFDFHDFH CLOSE WINDOW ABYSFDSF
3:ninety9> lal on school network there is porn for 3d modler animation kids to make life like ppl (pussies) so most mog stuff nobody cares, but the guys and the "short guy", that was too much
3:ninety9> gay interior design guys will be luike "so, wanna go to bar"

elet one (when we were complaining about ancients laming in twlb)

1:musashi> lets recruit cig smoke to articulate our complaints better

[Tibro]

you lost my interest at the word telcat

[Subjugation]

3:ninety9> telcat> HADDOUKEN

Maaaahhhhahahahah!!!

[Fit of Rage]

Taken from the best disoblige log ever, in no particular order:

1:warportal> who can tell me where the penis goes?

1:Miau> I hate big cocks.. god they hurt if ppl are non skilled

1:warportal> once when i was little i had a little twig stuck between my freskin and my penishead

1:Miau> i will never have sex with a man again!!!!!!

1:Nethervoid> in order to get off this topic in ANYWAY possible, how many girls have u guys slept with?
1:Miau> 1

1a1andonly> hey I noticed that I have one like really long dick hair, it's like 6-7 cm or something, RIDICOULOUSLY long
1:Wah!!> Ok you have a dickhair that's longer than your actual penis.
1:warportal> my grandpa wears his as a scarf



1a1andonly> 1:Jonas> 1:Nethervoid> in order to get off this topic in ANYWAY possible, how many girls have u guys slept with?
1:Fit of Rage> boom
1a1andonly> answer?
1:warportal> 3
1a1andonly> 1
1:Jonas> 1
1:Jonas> This is insane
1:Wah!!> OMG MIAU SAID 1
1:Nethervoid> and you're all how old?
1a1andonly> 18
1:dload> 2
1isplaced> 1.. possibly 2.. (quite hazy)
1:warportal> all girls are lesbians
1:Fit of Rage> desp 47
1:Nethervoid> that's not so bad for 18
1:Wah!!> thank you miau
1a1andonly> Desperate 0 women
1a1andonly> 17 guys
1a1andonly> all named Mustafa
1:warportal> 3 sheep
1:Fit of Rage> dum dum dum
1:Wah!!> HAHAHAHAH
1a1andonly> ROFLMOA
1:warportal> LMAO
1:dload> lol
1isplaced> lol

[Kim]

1:PjOtTeR> herc war vergessen seine peepee zu waschen nach er chi-town ins arsch gefickt hat... und seine schlange siet sehr braun aus.....
1:Hercules> JA PJOTTER
1:Hercules> ICH HABE ZWEI HODEN
1:Liverpool> du hast recht pj
1:PjOtTeR> recht?
1:Hercules> DEINE PJOTTER HAST EIN CLAM
1:Liverpool> gelijk
1:chi-town> Herc? WAS???
1:PjOtTeR> dacht ik al, maar wist ik nie zeker
1:Hercules> ? =[
1:PjOtTeR> clam?
1:Hercules> LOL a vagina
1:PjOtTeR> what is clam?

[Troll King]

Yungsta> I'm so full of pride, I can't swallow any more.

Still a classic.

[SaucyKing]

(I had a US History make-up assignment due...it was like a month late and the teacher was letting me re-do it)
SaucyKing> it's due Monday
Mcpgh> ^^
Marc.> head start $
SaucyKing> and I can like, do it all
hypotenuse> do it tuesday
SaucyKing> in a fucking day
Marc.> eff it then
SaucyKing> well hypo
SaucyKing> it's already late see
hypotenuse> lol
SaucyKing> by like
SaucyKing> a month
hypotenuse> exactly
Marc.> LOL
hypotenuse> make it a double negative
SaucyKing> rofl
Marc.> do it
hypotenuse> late(late) = NOT LATE

(?go pictionary)
Doomfest> LET ME DRAW MY PENIS!
d3ath> errr

(?go elim or something, I dunno)
BrokenFist> NICE GRAMMAR CORRECTION EXALT
BrokenFist> YOU SHOULD BECOME A EDITATORITER

[PH]

3:Ezor> great thing about a wireless keyboard
3:Ezor> I can take a crap and provide commentary on it
3:The Nameless Player> Yeah, we're all holding our breath in anticipation.
3:The Nameless Player> Is it a sinker or a floater? Brown or green? Corn or no corn? This is the World Series of Shit.
3:Ezor> I'm all out
3:Pure Hatred> What the fuck...
3:The Nameless Player> LOL.

[Squeezer]

Like everyday on my first chat, someone says something funny.

Usually Adeon, PH, 30 Rabid Llamas, OTT24, or Me.

[bloodzombie]

other peoples' chat logs just arent funny, especially whatever squad saucyking is on

[Broly]

1: Underground> dagger, u have a big penis
1: Dagger> how do you know
1: Downdraft> ug, your not very manly are you?
1: Underground> i smell it
1: Underground> i'm gay
1: Broly> logged
1: Broly> gg
1: Broly> afk

[SaucyKing]

other peoples' chat logs just arent funny, especially whatever squad saucyking is on

Well I don't see you posting any chatlogs Dickity Pumpface

[Squeezer]

Well I don't see you posting any chatlogs Dickity Pumpface

hate to break it to ya.....but it wasnt a funny log.

[schope]

other peoples' chat logs just arent funny, especially whatever squad saucyking is on

ppl feel confortable "in their group" and stay there because they like it and find it fun. All i can say is Juice was the coolest squad ive been on and i think our chat used to very funny when ppl were active. I just started this to have a chance to show and see how our squadchats are.

[Verthanthi]

other peoples' chat logs just arent funny, especially whatever squad saucyking is on

I dunno beez, some of the diso stuff was funny.