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    "NO ONE CAN KILL ME!" said Zeus, who was cooking exotic peanuts in a lighthouse. He was expecting a philosopher called Schopenhauer to come by.
    Knock knock! Zeus opened the door, but outside was not Schopenhauer, it was an angel wearing perverse jeans. "I am a Dameon Angell", he said. "Jesus, who is also a terrorist, sent me to you to give you this llama!"
    Zeus did not really pay any attention to this Webbb Llama v1.5, so the angel just flew away, taking a divine ride.

    Zeus was worrying about Schopenhauer, and wondered why he was so late. "It's probably just because of the weather", he said to himself, "it's really stormy. Looks like an IceStorm!"

    So he just went to his comfortable bed and started relaxing and drinking liquid and blue GammaHydroxyButyrate.

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    Awesome(in the title), Nockm, ZeUs!!, cook, Exotic, Mr. Peanuts, 1ight, schope, pv=nrt, Jeansi, Dameon Angell, jesus=terrorist, Send, Webb Llama v1.5, Divine Rides, IceStorm, Liquid Blue, GHB

    oh god this thread sucks oh god oh god
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  • #2
    Originally posted by GHB
    oh god this thread sucks oh god oh god
    :wub:

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    • #3
      Yey, I'm in it.

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      • #4
        Dameon Angell's penis is inside me? :fear:
        5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
        5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
        5: Da1andonly> =((
        5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
        5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
        5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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        • #5
          I lolled a bit

          Reminds me of the old candy bar sex story.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jeansi
            Dameon Angell's penis is inside me? :fear:
            Jeansi is :fear: your favorite smilie
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            • #7
              You could easily have fit Disliked in there....lol

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              • #8
                lol that was funny
                audit> and btw, im your fan!

                DeeZ NuTs> time to own
                DeeZ NuTs> got my fedex hat on
                Azreal> LOloL
                cook> ROFL

                R.I.P VENOM

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                • #9
                  jaja tht was fnny
                  thread killer

                  Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                  • #10
                    Hehe, very funny. :up:
                    Pandagirl!

                    (ph)>12 is just right

                    In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                    1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                    1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                    1:Chao <ER>> at all
                    1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                    1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                    Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                    Chao <ER> - hero

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                    • #11
                      I can't find pv=nrt in there
                      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                      ---A few minutes later---
                      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                      9:Kim> UM
                      9:Kim> i didn't
                      9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                      9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                      9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                      9:pascone> lol?

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                      • #12
                        I'm guessing his reference is the word "perverse," because it's the only word that is kind of random between the Schope and Jeansi references. If it's not that, then I don't know.
                        Pandagirl!

                        (ph)>12 is just right

                        In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                        1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                        1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                        1:Chao <ER>> at all
                        1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                        1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                        Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                        Chao <ER> - hero

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                        • #13
                          I've only just figured out what the story's about
                          Last edited by ZeUs!!; 04-11-2005, 07:53 PM.
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pandagirl89
                            I'm guessing his reference is the word "perverse," because it's the only word that is kind of random between the Schope and Jeansi references. If it's not that, then I don't know.

                            wtf im not a pv=nrt.

                            im a pretty shy guy
                            8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
                            8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
                            8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
                            8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
                            8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
                            8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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                            • #15
                              where am i ghb? (i am at home)
                              this is a dated signature

                              FREE GHB, PH
                              (:3=

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