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  • I need help.

    I need a current news article that can easily be related to the First 3 Commandments.

    1. You shall worship no idols before your god
    2. You shall not use the lord's name in vain
    3. You shall rest on the sabath.

    Dont turn this into a religious debate, just help a brother out.
    Originally posted by Tone
    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

  • #2
    Springy!!!
    Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
    Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
    Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
    Catgirl> rofl
    Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat

    Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
    fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
    fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
    Kim> loool
    fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS

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    • #3
      yo do your own homework

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      • #4
        A muslim (or someone of a faith different to chrisitan related) is working on a Sunday (I suppose you could also push Saturday -the jewish sabbath) gets robbed by a cursing individual? :/ As for an actual news article, no I've no idea but I'll keep an eye open.
        Last edited by Superted; 04-14-2005, 03:39 AM.

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        • #5
          Yahoo news and CNN, motherfucker. Shit if I'm going to look up you're homework for you.
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #6
            http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...lm/3484915.stm

            1) The piece is about a film so it talks about film stars (in this case Mel Gibson) who are worshipped as role models
            2) People are pretty pissed about the film as they think its commercialising the death of christ etc (read the article)
            3) Sabbath is saturday, right? There's a line in the article saying "Mel Gibson - who visited the college on Saturday - wanted the audience to be transformed by his film, Mr Wallace said." He obviously didn't rest


            Edit: This one's better: http://www.nme.com/news/105239.htm
            1) Marilyn Manson gets worshipped as a role model
            2) His single's called God of Fuck
            3) The gig's on a saturday

            I double dare you to hand a piece of homework in about the word 'fuck'
            Last edited by ZeUs!!; 04-14-2005, 06:23 AM.
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #7
              I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ephemeral
                I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
                im with you on that one
                Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

                nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
                oNe-t> YEAH
                nopcode> before going out
                funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

                MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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                • #9
                  I'm wondering which Sabbath you mean Springy, the one for the Jewish Sabbath (Saturday) or the Christian Sabbath (Sunday). I'll keep my eyes peeled for you though
                  Pandagirl!

                  (ph)>12 is just right

                  In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                  1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                  1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                  1:Chao <ER>> at all
                  1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                  1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                  Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                  Chao <ER> - hero

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                  • #10
                    Oh shit, I thought the sabbath was a saturday. Shows how much I go to church
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #11
                      Well if we're talking about Judaism you're right :P
                      Pandagirl!

                      (ph)>12 is just right

                      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                      1:Chao <ER>> at all
                      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                      Chao <ER> - hero

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...lm/3484915.stm

                        1) The piece is about a film so it talks about film stars (in this case Mel Gibson) who are worshipped as role models
                        2) People are pretty pissed about the film as they think its commercialising the death of christ etc (read the article)
                        3) Sabbath is saturday, right? There's a line in the article saying "Mel Gibson - who visited the college on Saturday - wanted the audience to be transformed by his film, Mr Wallace said." He obviously didn't rest


                        Edit: This one's better: http://www.nme.com/news/105239.htm
                        1) Marilyn Manson gets worshipped as a role model
                        2) His single's called God of Fuck
                        3) The gig's on a saturday

                        I double dare you to hand a piece of homework in about the word 'fuck'
                        I turned in the Marilyn Manson article.....nasty words and all.

                        Read it in front of the class.....nasty words and all.

                        Teacher told me after, it was the best article he's heard in a while....Nasty words and all.

                        Thanx Zeus i owe ya one.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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