Let's talk about your (shitty) sex lives

[Bioture]

I'm not getting any because I'm currently dating a virgin who is 22. I'm afraid that if we do do something she'll be forever attached to me and I'll have to marry her and i'm afraid to do that because i'm only 20 and i'm selfish.

[Facetious]

uh you dont have to marry someone just because they like you

[Jason]

i'm finding out the hard way that one night stands and/or a bit of continued casual sex manages to mindfuck the living shit out of me.

i'm an emotionally disturbed sissy though.

[cundor]

I bought a beautiful doll the other day...it's a real sweety...she can say my name. (I had to use a mic to program my name into her brain though, now i need something to make her voice a bit higher). She also has two amazing breast.
I think i'm falling in love with her

[PH]

[Cops]

I'm not getting any because I'm currently dating a virgin who is 22. I'm afraid that if we do do something she'll be forever attached to me and I'll have to marry her and i'm afraid to do that because i'm only 20 and i'm selfish.

If she's been saving herself for the "perfect guy" then she's looking long term, and if she has sex with you and thinks you're the right guy you're in a whole heep of trouble, is she stiff with everything or just sex? Figure out this girl, I'm sure you know what she's like and what her plans are, knowing her thoughts on sex and marriage would help you a lot at this point.

[Rudy]

I'm not so cruel that I would attempt to seed with my inferior genes.

I'm going to die alone. I accept that.

[ZeUs!!]

I've got a good friend in Oxford who I can't visit because she's now living with my ex-flatmate, and if I go up to stay with her I'll be pissing my ex-flatmate off as I should really be staying with my ex-flatmate as she's one of my best friends. My good friend can't stay with me because my ex-flatmate will be even more pissed, as my good friend will be staying with me and my flatmates and my ex-flatmate will be missing out. I went up there to stay with my good friend a little while ago which pissed my ex-flatmate off no end, and they used to talk about me every day but now I'm a sore subject which means I'm losing my appeal to my good friend. I hope to God neither of them read the TW Forums

[Jeansi]

you left one "good friend" black :fear:

[duel pasta]

I'm not getting some AT ALL! I so need a gf and a life

[colony]

ahh sex lives. i dont know why im telling this to a bunch of flaggots on the internet but yeah i once had a sex life for 3 years with a girl who was a year older than me and was my priests daughter. it was great until she moved out of the country and dumped me to marry her cousin.

so yeah im about to chiché myself.

its funny because its true.

I'm going to die alone. I accept that.

amen to that.

[Superted]

Umm, virgin at 19, not by choice. Now my religion says I can't fuck until I marry, don't know if I'd be able to resist that err "sin" though (if the oppurtunity would ever arise).

[Mulkero]

You can't

[Bioture]

If she's been saving herself for the "perfect guy" then she's looking long term, and if she has sex with you and thinks you're the right guy you're in a whole heep of trouble, is she stiff with everything or just sex? Figure out this girl, I'm sure you know what she's like and what her plans are, knowing her thoughts on sex and marriage would help you a lot at this point.

Yes, she has been saving herself for the "right guy" but then again I've been able to get to 3rd base and I just can't bring myself to do anything beyond that. She trusts me enough to do it, but I don't want to deflower her because then i'll feel really guilty because she's a really nice girl who's going to grad school soon. I've been doing a good job thinking with the right head, but I don't know how long I can keep this up.

[Nickname]

Currently Banging the exgirlfriend on a regular enough basis, going on a date with another friend this thursday, we'll see where that leads. Maybe, just maybe, if they both decide to be really nice and I can work my magic, I can have a present between the two of them for my July 13th birthday