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  • #61
    Jesus Christ.

    I think I need to get laid.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #62
      How was the date Nickname?
      Originally posted by Facetious
      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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      • #63
        I now have a gf.

        Fuck that shit Zeus. Fuck that shit.
        Originally posted by Tone
        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Suzie-Q
          Boyfriend of 2 years 7 months. sex, 1-3 times a week
          I thought you were a boy. Gay?

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          • #65
            Originally posted by ZeUs!!
            How was the date Nickname?

            I had a good time, I found a place that makes the -BEST- nachos I've ever had, which was a big plus. That being said I see no future, shes one of this mixed signals chicks where one minute shes all over me and the next shes distant, I just don't have the patience to deal with someone like that

            (and then she wonders why she hasn't gotten laid in over a year, i've got a guess for ya)

            However, I met a new girl is is absolutly gorgeous, she works at this eatery place I go to often, so hopfully I can get something brewing there.
            The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

            Originally posted by Richard Creager
            All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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            • #66
              I don't feel that sex or forming any kind of relationship is really important right now.

              And yes, that noise you hear in the background is my genetic imperative bitching me out.
              Zemyla>You know, quoting yourself in your sig is a sign of irredeemable narcissism.

              GuruMeditation> You're on SS, you're an it.
              GuruMeditation> Unless your ship grows boobs, in that case you're a freak.

              Originally posted by sexy wooden spoon
              Also u cud tlk about helping language skills.

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              • #67
                how can you be a dude and not think sex is important, i dont understand
                5:gen> man
                5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                • #68
                  Why do you automatically assume I'm a dude?
                  Zemyla>You know, quoting yourself in your sig is a sign of irredeemable narcissism.

                  GuruMeditation> You're on SS, you're an it.
                  GuruMeditation> Unless your ship grows boobs, in that case you're a freak.

                  Originally posted by sexy wooden spoon
                  Also u cud tlk about helping language skills.

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                  • #69
                    Because youre most likely to be male than female.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Nickname
                      I had a good time, I found a place that makes the -BEST- nachos I've ever had, which was a big plus. That being said I see no future, shes one of this mixed signals chicks where one minute shes all over me and the next shes distant, I just don't have the patience to deal with someone like that

                      (and then she wonders why she hasn't gotten laid in over a year, i've got a guess for ya)
                      Maybe she got too close to you and almost fainted cus of the bad breath nachos cause
                      5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                      5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                      5: Da1andonly> =((
                      5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                      5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                      5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by genocidal
                        I thought you were a boy. Gay?
                        hmmm
                        Last edited by Suh; 05-04-2005, 04:12 PM.
                        Reinstate Sarien
                        ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS

                        Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho

                        "no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Jeansi
                          Maybe she got too close to you and almost fainted cus of the bad breath nachos cause
                          If a chick doesn't like nachos, then she better be putting out a whole lot because that's just not gonna fly.

                          Nachos & cheese/Tortilla chips & salsa are absofuckinglutely essential in a good relationship.
                          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
                            I'm currently confused about the situation between me and this girl. Incredibly confused. I like her, she likes me, I know that. Thats not what confuses me though.

                            Don't ask.
                            Birds and the Bees talk time?
                            k8> (both my dad's are gay :( )

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                            • #74
                              Nacho's Pwn...
                              STARKITTY
                              A White Mage


                              Buy edu backlinks

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Roggan
                                Birds and the Bees talk time?
                                No thanks.

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