Oh, well most of the shit that you were talking about for online is in Four Swords, which is why I got the impression that you played it. It's really fun if you play it with a couple of friends, as long as none of you take it too seriously.
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Yeah, if they take it way too seriously it will end up like pretty much every other online game that's filled with assholes and ego(won't name any names...trench wars, hockey zone, halo 2, etc etc, but not naming any names here), and really, Nintendo games online, especially kick ass ones like Zelda, Mario and SSBM should not be filled with people going "HAHA I KOed U U FUCKING FAGGOT NEWB!!1111oneseven!!1"
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
.Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
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Wow, I just read Penny Arcade today and it seems like Nintendo is teaming up with Gamespy to do their online gaming for the next system.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/
http://www.maragos.org/index.php?p=26
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-05-13
Seems like Gamespy turned a 1.5 rating of the new Donkey Konga game to a 3.5, shafting the reviewer in the process. I hope this isn't a sign of things to come
BTW I don't use Gamespy alot to play online games, are they a good company, or shitty?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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2 types of Xbox Live:
Xbox Live Silver (no subscription required)
Xbox Live Gold (subscription benefits)
Features for Gold service
* Also for Silver
# Also for Offline
- Seamless transition to Xbox Live account from Xbox to Xbox 360
- Access to MMOs (additional fees may apply) *
- Free Xbox Live weekends *
- Multiplayer online gameplay
- Avatar for gamer profile * #
- Motto for gamer profile * #
- Personalized look for Xbox System Guide * #
- Offline achievments * #
- Online achievements *
- Access to other players’ Gamer cards via Live *
- Cumulative gamer score * #
- Location/language profile * #
- Reputation *
- Enahnced matchmaking using above
- Skill level matchmaking
- Gameplay style profile (casual, competitive, etc.)
- Recent players list *
- Free and premium download game content *
- Free and premium downloadable movies, music, tv *
- Downloadable demos/trailers *
- Microtransactions *
- Custom playlist in every game * #
- Play music from portable devices * #
- View images from digital camera * #
- Strem media from Windows XP * #
- Interactive screen savers * #
- Track info for CDs * #
- Communication with voice, video or text *
360 HW:
1. Support for DVD-video, DVD-Rom, DVD-R/RW, CD-DA, CD-Rom, CD-R, CD-RW, WMA CD, MP3 cd, JPEG photo CD
2. All games supported at 16:9, 720p and 1080i, anti-aliasing
3. Customizable face plates to change appearance
4. 3 USB 2.0 ports
5. Support for 4 wireless controllers
6. Detachable 20GB drive
7. Wi-Fi ready
Custom IBM PowerPC-based CPU
- 3 symmetrical cores at 3.2 GHz each
- 2 hardware threads per core
- 1 VMX-128 vector unit per core
- 1 MB L2 cache
CPU Game Math Performance
- 9 billion dots per second
Custom ATI Graphics Processor
- 500 MNz
- 10 MB embedded DRAM
- 48-way parallel floating-point shader pipelines
- unified shader architecture
Memory
-512 MB GDDR3 RAM
- 700 MNz DDR
Memory Bandwidth
- 22.4 GB/s memory interface bus bandwidth
- 256 GB/s memory bandwidth to EDRAM
- 21.6 GB/s frontside bus
Audio
- Mulitchannel surround sond output
- Supports 48khz 16-bit audio
- 320 independent decompression channels
- 32 bit processing
- 256+ audio channels
... That's pretty impressive if you ask me...-Put up, Or Shut up-
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Originally posted by Ice WeaselFeatures for Gold service
* Also for Silver
- Multiplayer online gameplayZemyla>You know, quoting yourself in your sig is a sign of irredeemable narcissism.
GuruMeditation> You're on SS, you're an it.
GuruMeditation> Unless your ship grows boobs, in that case you're a freak.
Originally posted by sexy wooden spoon
Also u cud tlk about helping language skills.
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Originally posted by Liquid BlueBTW I don't use Gamespy alot to play online games, are they a good company, or shitty?
And yeah, Gamespy is slow on the PC, but the Gamespy stuff for the consoles seems to work quite well.
At this stage in the console game, it's not gonna be a "Oh, this one has better graphics than that one" competition, its gonna be a "I like this game over this game" competition. People have already made up their minds with "I like playstation because of [these games] and I like xbox because of [these games]." What's gonna make or break the next system is what games are gonna be offered at launch, pricing, and just the differences between what's avaliable to you when you can get them.
It's gonna be close, easy as that.Last edited by Dameon Angell; 05-13-2005, 05:52 PM.DELETED
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i dont know if anyone has posted or seen this but heres the spec the new Xbox 360 is boasting
http://shop.game.net/xbox360/
if the link dont work it aint my faultJarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night
nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
oNe-t> YEAH
nopcode> before going out
funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it
MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily
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Originally posted by Liquid Blue
Now I know the "it's a cmputer " argument is weak, but damned if I'm not sticking by it. While the ps2 and Gamecube seem geared more so towards being actual game consoles, it always seems to me that Microsoft just wanted to cash in on console gaming, saw a shitty computer they were using as a bookshelf and decided to tweak that to "fit in". I agree that they all started out as (and are moving towards being) home computers, I just don't see it as much of a game console as the others.
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Amazing hardware? It was shitty comp specs at best, not newfound hardware. Go back to sucking Xboxs imaginary cock in your asain pride corner, thx.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Yes, for the time, it WAS amazing hardware. Let's take a trip in the Way Fucking Far Back Machine to the year 2001, when the Xbox was released. At the time, Intel is just starting to introduce the P4 at a little over GHz speeds. The 2001 "pretty good machine" is pretty much:
PIII 1 GHz
256 MB RAM
ATi or nVidia card
etc...
and was going to cost you around $1500 (or somewhere around there).
The Xbox had:
PIII 733 MHz
64 MB DDR RAM
Next generation nVidia graphics
First wide implementation of the nForce chipset
all for around, what was it, like $350? I don't know about you, but that was pretty bad ass back then.
It's gonna be the same thing with these new generations of consoles--it's always the same. Everyone poo poos on current gen stuff, but you have to realize it's all like 5 year-old hardware. It's going to look sucky in comparison. In six years, you'll see some kid going "Three symmetric processors? That's some bullshit."Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.
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What surprises me is that they're planning on releasing the Xbox 360 in November 2005. While the PS3 and Nintendo Revolution are going to wait til late 2006
I'm very interested at what Nintendo are going to announce, apparently they're going to "change the way we play and think about video games".
I know this could just be a general thing to say, but it sounds like they have a major development on the books. I know they purposefully haven't released details yet cause they wanted to wait for the Xbox 360 and PS3 to be well underway so they couldn't copy or at least get ideas.Last edited by Ewan; 05-15-2005, 09:15 AM.USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
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Originally posted by EwanWhat surprises me is that they're planning on releasing the Xbox 360 in November 2005. While the PS3 and Nintendo Revolution are going to wait til late 2006
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maybe they will try to release it earlier to rack up more sales than the other 2 by having the console out far earlierJarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night
nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
oNe-t> YEAH
nopcode> before going out
funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it
MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily
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The Nintendo Revolution's been released!
USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
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