To be strong enough to smash stones onto the ground hard enough to break the concrete, you need to be like 15.
So seriously, when was it, last summer? :fear:
5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
When I was in 2nd grade I came very close to being suspended from school because I would throw rocks at people for fun. And I'm talking big huge rocks, not tiny little pebbles.
Then there was the time at recess when my friends and I were convinced that the Shadow Wolf, a big monster that lived in the sky, was coming to get us. We then spent our recess digging a hole in the ground for us to hide where he couldn't get us. We got in trouble for vandalization.
When I was in 4th or 5th grade, I was out riding our dirt bike, and I had to cross a gravel path. Of course the dirt bike flipped over on me, and I got a huge burn on my leg, plus cuts and bruises and the like (and that was right after I had run straight into my house and flipped over the handlebars, because I was waving to my dad).
This story isn't about me, but it's so hilarious I have to share it. My friend was babysitting her little cousin, and somehow he flushed his rubber ducky in the toilet, so it was stuck. She stuck her hand in to grab the duck, and she fell for that trick they use on raccoons, her hand was too big while she was holding the duck, so she couldn't get it back out. She freaked out and made the 2 year old call 911 and tell them her hand was stuck in the toilet. An ambulance and perimedics got dispatched and everything. It gets worse - this happened when she was 15.
Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
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eheheheheheheh, Once in 7th grade i took one of those Sour spray things that u spray in ur mouth and i filled it with piss and gave it to a kid and he sprayed it all over his tongue, it was great
when i was in 4th grade i used to take the trash out with my step bro at like 10 at night and he used to say that there was an evil trash man guy that would kill me after i put the trash down, i ran alot back then lol
in 5th grade me and my step bro put a giant rock on the pavement then a board on it like a seesaw then put a rock on the end and i jumped on it and the rock came back and nailed me in the forhead
in 1st grade i hated my teacher so i thought that she was made out of worms :P
in 8th grade me and my friends used to take the chalk from the gym that they used to mark the Cross Country course with and we would lead them into the woods with it when they went out running hehehehehe
Oh and when i was like 5 i thought that girls pissed out of there asses :stuart:
Lol! when i was about 10 years old me and my brother we were washing the aquarium and we got all the fishies in a glass bowl... we were washing the aquarium at the bathroom and i don't remeber why, but i got distracted while i was holding the bowl and my brother just says "well now you can empty the bowl..." i just throw the poor fishies down the toilet -_- and a split second later i realise what i have done and i start crying while my brother just goes running to my mom saying i had sent the fishies down the drain... :crying:. That was one of the things that i regret i've ever done but i still get some laughs about myself.
Another funny thing that i remeber was when i was 14 and i was at 9th grade... me and my friends after the classes used to go to the shopping "searching" for some guys and we all took a pack of cigarretes and used to smoke like crazy just to look "adult" lol!! i remember that at the first times i used to throw up the already spare food that i used to eat at that time, now that i remember that i'm glad those early teen days are already gone
back in 5th or 6th grade i was into those Estes model rockets. those things are sweet. you build them, stick the engine in, and ignite it.. and they go like 1000 yards in the sky. i have a lot of stupid/extremely dangerous experiences with them that i'll state later, but this one takes the cake. i was on the corner of my street with a couple friends and we had a rocket ready to launch. out neighors down the street were playing croquet in their front lawn and being very loud. for some reason this pissed us off, and we decided to aim the rocket in their general direction. i dont know what the hell we were thinking, but we just did it. i pressed the button and the thing blasted off (those things are FAST if you dont know.. they probably hit a few hundred mph). anyway when the dad playing croquet heard the flying over their heads he was like 'FIRECRACKERS!!!!! GET DOWN!!!!!!" luckily the thing soared right over their house and landed so far behind it we never found it. we said we messed up the launch, didnt get in trouble.
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
in my freshman year in highschool on the last day before summer me and my friends decided to pull a little trick. So every morning theres a TV in the room that plays Channel 1 ( some educational channel ), so i asked to be excused for some reason to see the principal. I went downstairs, snuck past the principal, and put in a porno vid and played it to every TV in the school, and then i fast fowarded it to the money shot and ran back to my home room. i never got caught B)
in my freshman year in highschool on the last day before summer me and my friends decided to pull a little trick. So every morning theres a TV in the room that plays Channel 1 ( some educational channel ), so i asked to be excused for some reason to see the principal. I went downstairs, snuck past the principal, and put in a porno vid and played it to every TV in the school, and then i fast fowarded it to the money shot and ran back to my home room. i never got caught B)
BROLY JUST OWNED THE FUCKING THREAD, GG :grin:
"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."
i remember in 1st grade my cousin was sleeping over and i looked at the clock and it was 10:04 p.m. and i told him that we have to go to sleep because i never stayed up that late!
When I was in grade 6 me and some friends went biking down by the train tracks. So when we get off to look for some good garbage to take I pretend to fall down and cut myself. They come running back and are all like "Are you okay?" and of course I'm fine. So when we're ready to go I pick up my bike and the gearshift digs into my leg and drags, so I have a 4 inch cut down my shin. I say, "Shit, guys, I cut my leg." And of course they think I'm shitting them again so they bike off and I have to bike home one legged to get stitches.
Originally posted by turmio
jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
Originally posted by grand
I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
Okay, so I parked my bike and went into the store to buy a Snickers real quick, and came back out and hopped on. I failed to notice that some asshole had turned my handlebars around a couple of times. Anyway, on the way home, I turned right, the handlebar yanked on the brake cable (which had wrapped itself around the neck of the handlebars), and the bike stopped cold. I didn't see that shit coming, of course, and I flew headfirst into the concrete. I used my arm to stop myself and sprained it.
Also: I was riding my bike down a grassy hill at about three hundred and seventy five THOUSAND miles per hour, okay? Well, there was a metal fence at the bottom, and the gate was about three feet wide, if that. A narrow squeeze indeed. I thought I was lined up pretty good, but my handlebar hit the side of the gate, I lost control, and rolled along the ground. Then my bike landed on me. And the pedal hit me in the balls.
"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."
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