What stupid things did you do as a kid?

[Dameon Angell]

This wasn't something that I was doing, but I was filming it, actually, cause I was just messing with my dad's new camcorder. Well, 2 of my "friends" ... I don't call them that anymore, and I went around into the alleyway behind my house, and they took some rolled up paper and poured leaves and grass and shit in it, and they thought they were smoking weed. Well .... it was weed alright ... that shit you cut out of your garden. They each took a puff and started choking up their lungs, it was hillarious.

Another dumb thing, same 2 'friends', they had a bucket of golf balls. One of them lived next to a major street. Well, their brilliant idea was to bounce them across this busy, major boulevard. So, they bounced them, and occasionally they'd hit a car, make a huge 'DING' when it hit. Well, one of them was a car full of gangbangers. We hit it, they floored it, and we hid in a house that was a few blocks away from his. I guess one of them saw us go in it, cause a minute later was one slamming on the door saying how they're gonna "fucking kill us and rape our sisters" ..... I guess they got word that none of us had sisters and left, and that was that.

I had to of been 11-12 at these times

[Krusnik]

I've done alot of stupid shit in my life heres a few.

When i was 5 me and my friend use to use this little flat mattress and make a "sandwich" with it. One person would go in the middle, and the other would lay on top. The person in middle would have to yell sandwich as loud as they can. So one time when it was my 'play time' I invited like 3 other friends. So we played the game I got in the middle all three of them layed on top, and I yelled sandwich as loud as I could. Like about 3 hours later I wake up in the hospital feeling light headed.

When I was 2 years old, I use to rub my head against other people's knees.

You know how metal tastes like right? Well when I was 8 I use to totally love that taste. So one time I put one of those bookman electronic dictionary battery's in my mouth. Those battery's are like little energizer cell battery's. Well when I was sucking the taste from it I accidently swallowed it. So it started to hurt because it was in my esophagus. I didn't tell my parents, and drank a shit load of water trying to pee it out. My parents finally noticed my rolling on the bed crying in pain. I never told my parents what it was. They took me to the emergency where I had to wait 2 hours for a special surgeon. The surgeon came, and made a joke about the little energizer bunny. 2 hours later they suck out the tiny cell battery. It was black and all melty. I met the same surgeon 5 months later for an entirely different reason.... (hint VAD/CVC).

I also used to think rain was god's pee. So each time it rained I use to run for cover, and would never come out. My parents thought I was mental.

[Cops]

Kolar & Ender and a few of their older friends stuck me in a box then they tied it to a skateboard and sent me into on comming trafic, luckily i hit a speed bump and nailed my head against some marbles they left inside the box. I got rushed to the hospital and had to stay for a day or two.

Kolar (Andrew) and Ender (Sean) made a home made submarine, of course being the youngest of three I was the test dummy. Sean tied two rubber boxes together using rope and filled the inside with stones then they proceeded to give me a knife and filled the "submarine" up with stones and watched me sink.

[Jeenyuss]

Shit Dameon. Just shit. When I was really young whenever I drove through a puddle I'd yell "WATCH OUT BIRDS"

In grade 8, the night before halloween me n my friends were playing a pick up game of basketball at my school nets. We stopped at about 11 and after everyone got picked up, except for me 'n my 4 other friends who lived close to the area, we left. About a minute after our last friend drove off home a huge ass pedo-van pulls up. Tinted windows, beige painting, sweaty guy with a handlebar mustache and an accent driving it, I'm talking 100% pedo-van here. The guy gets out and says, "Hey, have you kids seen about 5 kids walking around here. They fucking smashes my pumpkins."
Us, "Nope."
"Well, on second thoughts, they kind of look like you fuckers. What did you kids do tonight?" says the pedo.
"We were just playing basketball, we didn't smash your pumpkins."
"Well you better have fucking not or I'll fucking find you kids and fucking get you." says the pedo, getting back into his pedo-van.
We're walking away, I felt unfilfilled so I said, "We hope you catch the culprits."
"Oh, you're fucking getting smart with me you little fucker? You better fucking run." He gets in the car and me and my friends all bolt down an alley and get to my one friend's house. He waits outside, parked a block away waiting for us to come out for like 20 minutes.

[ZeUs!!]

... and then I said to her "IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT THEY WERE MELONS"

[Sumpson]

Many stupid things I didnt get caught for. but I'd like tho share this:
When I was real young and had to go sleep, I fell asleep while banging my head on the pillow, and also my feet on the mattress. Yup, thats why im so retarted now :turned: nah, anyone else used to do this too?

[Golden Sun 1]

i just used to close my eyes and lie down

[Theif of Time]

i got some pipe cleaners, made them into an interesting shape, bent three ends into them like electrical cord, and stuck them into a power socket. My fingers were blackened 1/3 of the way down, the pipe cleaners were not seen again and I'm pretty sure the muscles in my fingers needed some kind of medical treatment aswell.

EDIT: Yes Sumpson, I did that. Also wrapped myself up in a blanket and pretended Dr Robotnik had taken me prisoner.

EDIT2:

When i was 5 me and my friend use to use this little flat mattress and make a "sandwich" with it. One person would go in the middle, and the other would lay on top. The person in middle would have to yell sandwich as loud as they can. So one time when it was my 'play time' I invited like 3 other friends. So we played the game I got in the middle all three of them layed on top, and I yelled sandwich as loud as I could. Like about 3 hours later I wake up in the hospital feeling light headed.

Dude, you're supposed to have your head sticking out and you try and wriggle free. Your pants come down 1/2 the time, but its great fun. Also a good game to play at parties once all the chicks have drunk a little...

[Da1andonly]

Also wrapped myself up in a blanket and pretended Dr Robotnik had taken me prisoner.

at some point I thought I was as good as MacGyver.. :/

[SaucyKing]

You know, if you put a large enough rock on some railroad tracks, it's possible to derail the train.

I never did that, of course.

Oh yeah. When I was a toddler I used to eat cigarette ashes out of ashtrays. I thought it was fucking delicious. Ironically, today I absofuckinglutely hate cigarette smoke.

[scumbag]

stupidest and worst thing i did as a kid, i was 9 and was in my mates house
i got a potato and threw at some guys car who was going past and shouted "MASH" as it smacked against the window

only 2 years later i realised i could of caused some serious damage
"we were kids once......and young" -_-

[NaiLed]

at some point I thought I was as good as MacGyver.. :/

and 2 weeks later you still do