My flatmate is listening to Bryan Adams and Elton John

[ZeUs!!]

How do I best dispose of the body?

[scumbag]

How do I best dispose of the body?

your gonna have difficulty carrying the body in one piece, what you need to do is chop the body up into several parts and plce into black bin bags, therefore making it easier to carry.
Now be aware of anyone who owns a pig farm, pigs go through bone like butter, itll take your average pig, if starved for a few days, 10 minutes to go through 200 pounds of unprocessed meat, but you have to remove the teeth yourself on behalf of the piggies digestion.

hence the expression "as greedy as a pig" :P

i think i goes like that

[cundor]

format c

[Zerzera]

Tupperware. Depending on the weight you will have about 700 meals out of it. The bones you could break down in a barrel of acid.

[Superted]

Or maybe you could simply and politly ask him to turn off that shit noise.

[scumbag]

Or maybe you could simply and politly ask him to turn off that shit noise.

that is a good response, that way you can both get on with your lives

better than zerzeras cannibalism post <_<

[Arikel]

your gonna have difficulty carrying the body in one piece, what you need to do is chop the body up into several parts and plce into black bin bags, therefore making it easier to carry.
Now be aware of anyone who owns a pig farm, pigs go through bone like butter, itll take your average pig, if starved for a few days, 10 minutes to go through 200 pounds of unprocessed meat, but you have to remove the teeth yourself on behalf of the piggies digestion.

hence the expression "as greedy as a pig" :P

i think i goes like that

Snatch!! Loved that movie... :wub:

[Zerzera]

that is a good response, that way you can both get on with your lives

do you really think he would turn off the music he loves because someone else doesn't like it? And zeus asked how to deal with the remains, so i suggested something

[Troll King]

If you do plan on carving the bodies up, make sure you find something that Cuts Like A Knife.

[ZeUs!!]

I'm guessing thats the name of a horrible song

Edit: http://www.google.co.uk/search?lr=&i...ke%20A%20Knife

[Troll King]

How old's your flatmate?

[Jeansi]

Interests:
Student loans, HMV sales, student loans + HMV sales, beer fridges, swivel chairs, people who don't listen to Elton John, books with pictures, the ability to just scrape the required grade, breakfast cereals with fruit, crack-addled indie bands

It's good not to be too interested in your flatmate, or you'll end up marrying him.

[ZeUs!!]

How old's your flatmate?

20 although you wouldn't know it

[Troll King]

Wrong! He's 18 til he dies!

Come on, don't tell me you didn't see that coming.

[Exotic]