My flatmate is listening to Bryan Adams and Elton John

[Ilya]

tell him to send me some

[ZeUs!!]

I didn't see it coming because I didn't get it, sorry

[Material Girl]

I don't think that he is old enough to be in the '18 til he dies' category. Unless he got his first Bryan Adams album at 10 years old. I would have aassumed, in this case, that said title is reserved more for the 25-30 year olds. ^-^

[dchao]

does he have a ferret in his blazer

[Fit of Rage]

Mike, watch your cornhole, buddy.

[ZeUs!!]

tell him to send me some

The only way Elton John would ever write a song that could be wildy branded 'ok' by someone with no grasp of English language, the notion of music or any ears was if he was totally off his tits on at least 15 acid tabs, writhing around the floor in pain with a pen sellotaped to the back of his hand which was making random markings of the floor, was at home recovering from a complete body, brain, personality and talent transplant operation and had died 3 minutes before he wrote the song so someone else in fact wrote it

[Squeezer]

I like Bryan Adams.

And Elton John.

And Gay Sex.

[ZeUs!!]

I like Bryan Adams.

And Elton John.

There are people you can talk to

[hogo]

You can always listen to Brick Top from the movie snatch

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[genocidal]

I like some of Elton John's music. And no, I am not OMGFOGOHGASFEUOIUFLOOLOOLOLOL A FAGGOT OAAOOKOKFAOHWAOHLOLLOL. Some of his songs are actually good. Can't say the same for what I've heard from Bryan Adams.

I think most peoples' qualms with Elton John are based on the fact he's gay. In that case all you metal/goth heads are gay too because Maynard James Keenan is gay.

If you think you actually hate him for his music you're either lying to yourself because you're insecure about sexuality or you like Green Day and Simple Plan and are obviously too fucking cool for Elton John.

[Relief]

Hogo that's disturbing.

[ZeUs!!]

genocidal: I really don't like his music, pure and simple

[Theif of Time]

replace all his music cd's, tapes, mp3s, whatever, with some other generic form of music. Say, queen.
This may require several blank cd's and some really well done cd covers.

Or, alternativly, buy him headphones.

[eehh]

You can always listen to Brick Top from the movie snatch

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

damn you! i was gonna post that..

[Jeansi]

I like Bryan Adams.

And Elton John.

And Gay Sex.

I KNEW YOU WERE XOG!

I just knew it.... B)