R. Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

[Ilya]

holy shit this awesome. it's gonna be a 5 song series.

first 2 are amazing, especially the 2nd, even with his corny ass lyrics.

IS IT A METAPHOR? IS IT R'S COMMENTARY ON CHRISTIANITY? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!@!&*!*&h~!jn

SAKFDA

[Ilya]

HE WALKS INTO THE BATHROOM
AND LOOKS BEHIND THE DOOR
SHE SAYS "BABY COME BACK TO BED"
HE SAYS "BITCH SAY NO MORE"
HE PULLS BACK THE SHOWER CURTAIN
WHILE SHES BITING HER NAILS
THEN HE WALKS BACK TO THE ROOM
I'M SWEATING LIKE HELL
CHECKS UNDER THE BED
THEN UNDER THE DRESSER
HE LOOKS AT THE CLOSET
I PULL OUT MY BARETTA
HE WALKS UP TO THE CLOSET
HE COMES UP TO THE CLOSET
NOW HES AT THE CLOSET
NOW HES OPENING THE CLOSET.....................

[cundor]

Oh Ilyander
you always make me laugh buddy

[ZeUs!!]

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| Session Start: 15 May 2005
| Participants:
| South Korea's got Seoul (your face@gmail.com)
| Ilya (your face2@hotmail.com)
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[14:18:49] Ilya: this sucks. i need to take a shower but i'm all out of underwear
[14:21:48] Ilya: zeus
[14:23:27] Ilya: r. kelly - trapped in the closet is so weird
[14:23:33] Ilya: almost as weird as sex in the kitchen
[14:23:45] Ilya: its about him hiding inthe closet from his lover's husband
[14:24:14] Ilya: and apparently, he's producing a 5-part musical mini-drama series about it
[14:27:49] Ilya: HE HOPPED UP AND HE SAID "THERES A MYSTERY AND IM GONNA SOLVE IT"
AND I'M LIKE "GOD PLEASE DON'T LET HIM OPEN THIS CLOSET"
HE WALKS IN THE BATHROOM AND LOOKS BEHIND THE DOOR
SHE SAYS "BABY COME BACK TO BED"
HE SAYS "BITCH, SAY NO MORE"
HE PULLS BACK THE SHOWER CURTAIN, SHES BITING HER NAILS
THEN HE WALKS BACK INTO THE ROOM, NOW I'M SWEATING LIKE HELL
NEXT UNDER THE BED, THEN UNDER THE DRESSER
[14:28:06] Ilya: HE LOOKS AT THE CLOSET,
I PULL OUT MY BARETTA,
HE WALKS UP TO THE CLOSET,
[14:28:09] Ilya: NOW HES AT THE CLOSET
[14:28:12] Ilya: NOW HES OPENING UP THE CLOSET
[14:28:27] Ilya: <closet door squeaks> -the end-
[14:28:44] Ilya: great song!
[14:29:53] Ilya: this is so awesome
[14:29:57] Ilya: downloading part II
[14:32:19] Ilya: simply genius
[14:35:42] Ilya: i think this is r. kelly's commentary on christianity
[14:36:37] Ilya: OH SHIT OH SHIT
[14:36:47] Ilya: man this is suspense on the level of 24!
[14:37:27] Ilya: AHHHHHHHHHHHSJKFNAKFASDAS D
[14:37:47] Ilya: HAHAHAH ITS A MAN
[14:37:48] Ilya: lkjhflnbfsjdfgsadf
[14:37:52] Ilya: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
[14:37:54] Ilya: ifjnmsdafq2321323
[14:37:56] Ilya: what the fuck is going on!!!!!!
[14:37:58] Ilya: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
[14:38:10] Ilya: fuck i hope theres a part III
[14:38:20] Ilya: i think there is
[14:38:23] Ilya: well there will be
[15:04:47] South Korea': internet weirdo
[15:04:56] Ilya: sagaslkjfnqwlkr

[dchao]

World's Greatest is a good song.

[Exotic]

you're out of control!

[Ilya]

when part 3 comes out, im gonna go out and start fires with my penis

[Exotic]

tell me more

[Evasive]

Annoyed :annoyed:

[Ilya]

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