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Wheres the WEIRDEST place you've ever had SEX
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Bosshawk4 hours after nailing a girl on our date, and she sorta split up with me, i nailed her mother on the beach outside the motel we were living in...ended up dating her mom for about half a year lol.. she was better then her daughter was in the sack
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In a DisneyLand bathroom. Rawr!Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
Catgirl> rofl
Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat
Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
Kim> loool
fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS
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woah thread owned by dennis.
So mr chao, how was he?5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
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uh..in the backseat of my car on a schoolground =P
(and don't get me wrong, it was like 10-11pm by then, no kids running around )Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.
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Originally posted by Da1andonly(and don't get me wrong, i was like 10-11 then, no kids running around )5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
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