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  • #31
    Originally posted by Rot
    well seeing as how yo u dont fucking know me u cant judge me. you may 'think' i am too young to be married but you dont know how i think or who i am. for all you know i could be more mentaly mature than jesus. and as for me 'growing up' i believe i am grown. i live alone w/ my wife and i have a job and pay my bills. i dont leech off my mom, and i make my own desisions. enough of the topic. if you want to discuss my married life post a new thread. until then carry on with the 'weirdest sex place!'
    i still <3 u bz
    Rofl. You obviously aren't that mature if you fly off the handle because of someone disagreeing with your choice to marry so young. There's a difference between living on your own and being mature (grown), but you will find that out eventually, along with a bunch of other things I'm sure. Good luck with that.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Bosshawk
      4 hours after nailing a girl on our date, and she sorta split up with me, i nailed her mother on the beach outside the motel we were living in...ended up dating her mom for about half a year lol.. she was better then her daughter was in the sack
      You are my new personal hero. :thumbsup:

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      • #33
        In a DisneyLand bathroom. Rawr!
        Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
        Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
        Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
        Catgirl> rofl
        Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat

        Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
        fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
        fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
        Kim> loool
        fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS

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        • #34
          woah thread owned by dennis.

          So mr chao, how was he?
          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
          5: Da1andonly> =((
          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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          • #35
            uh..in the backseat of my car on a schoolground =P

            (and don't get me wrong, it was like 10-11pm by then, no kids running around )
            Originally Posted by HeavenSent
            You won't have to wait another 4 years.
            There wont be another election for president.
            Obama is the Omega President.
            http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Da1andonly
              (and don't get me wrong, i was like 10-11 then, no kids running around )
              fixed.
              5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
              5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
              5: Da1andonly> =((
              5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
              5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
              5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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              • #37
                hahahah jeansi

                he was great




































                almost as good as u
                this is a dated signature

                FREE GHB, PH
                (:3=

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