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Wheres the WEIRDEST place you've ever had SEX
Tell about the weirdest place you've ever 'done the deed'!
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Rot> where is the weirdest place you ever had sex?
Redland> um...i dont know. in the butt mabye.
Rot> well i guess you can never really understand someone until you've walked a mile in there shoes.
Locket> yea and after that, you got there shoes and your a mile away, so who cares?! -
Ummm, I've done it in the back seet while my grandma was driving. My wife wants to do it in the tents at Wal-Mart. The first time my wife and I made 'whoopie' was out in the woods and she got covered in poison ivy. She also wants to do it in the playpen at McDonalds.Rot> where is the weirdest place you ever had sex?
Redland> um...i dont know. in the butt mabye.
Rot> well i guess you can never really understand someone until you've walked a mile in there shoes.
Locket> yea and after that, you got there shoes and your a mile away, so who cares?! -
You're 18 and you have a wife?Comment
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You're one day older than my brother.Comment
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One time I jacked off laying down in the middle of the interstate. Does that count?Comment
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I love being married. Now I dont have to pretend that I'm some 'internet pimp' to be cool and then go to an empty bed every night. I have a best friend thats by my side all the time, 24/7. I love working to pay bills and coming home to her. Why waiste half your life fucking sluts when you can have one person that truely makes you happy and be with her for the rest of your life. Explain to me why I'm too young to be married. Let me guess your responce: "You dont want to be tied down at such an early age". Well guess what, I'm not tied down. In fact, I would say I'm LESS tied down that I have ever been in my life. We go camping, trotlineing, offshore fishing, hunting, and all sorts of activities that none of you have the opertunity to do because you live at home with your parents, so dont hate on me because I'm married. Grow up a bit people. Its what were here for. None of you single people know what it is like to be married or you would be. Thats a fact. Married life is awesome. I hope you all have a chance to experiance it. Anyhow I'm tired so I'm going to go lay down BY MY WIFE. Goodnite people! ZZzzzZZZzzzRot> where is the weirdest place you ever had sex?
Redland> um...i dont know. in the butt mabye.
Rot> well i guess you can never really understand someone until you've walked a mile in there shoes.
Locket> yea and after that, you got there shoes and your a mile away, so who cares?!Comment
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Gen, I suppose masturbation is a form of sex, and thats pretty weird, so yep, it counts. Wonder if that beats my 'grandma' one. :-/ lets take a poll
Rot> where is the weirdest place you ever had sex?
Redland> um...i dont know. in the butt mabye.
Rot> well i guess you can never really understand someone until you've walked a mile in there shoes.
Locket> yea and after that, you got there shoes and your a mile away, so who cares?!Comment
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Excuse me Rot, but I go to college and I take offense to your belittling of fucking sluts.....mainly because that's all I do, and it's great. And congrats, that's the only pussy you'll see for the rest of your life ::shudders::
On a lighter note I've had sex in a driveway having her posted up doggystyle on a white wooden fence with cars driving by every so often beeping...yea that was great, im sure it was good for her self esteem too.
Edited: Ugh driveway is 1 word..i think...I hate you all.Comment
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Masterbation in the living room.
I don't get out much.Comment
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Rot: I totally agree with you... in other circumstances I would marry my gf, but because we're both students we've decided its not happening for another few years... But I still want to go flatting with her next year.
Its completely a lifestyle choice of whether you want to screw sluts or settle down... me, I prefer to settle. Maybe its something to do with my upbringing, maybe I'm just old fashioned. I much rather prefer having a (girl)friend.
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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weirdest place ive ever had sex
in my dreamsJarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night
nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
oNe-t> YEAH
nopcode> before going out
funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it
MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him dailyComment
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Originally posted by genocidal
bahahahahahahahahahahahReinstate Sarien
ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS
Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho
"no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"Comment
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I guess just outside in a public place, but nobody was that close to us so it wasn't that weird.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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Originally posted by Rot
It sounds like your divorce is going to crush you. In advance, I'm sorry man.
As far as your question goes, I had a very extroverted long term gf a long time ago, and we used to have sex everywhere. Probably the wierdest place was in her car, in the Toys R Us parking lot, at noon, with kids and parents walking out to their cars.Comment
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I did screw in a church once. I'm probably going to hell for that.Comment
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