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  • #1

    Do you know the piano man?

    Who the hell is this guy and why, in a world that's supposed to be so small and close togethor, can nobody identify him?

    For those who don't know, which I doubt is any of you for the piano man seems to have stumped us all, this guy was found in a suit (with the labels cut) on a beach. The guy refuses to talk, so they gave him a note and pen, he drew a piano. So they gave him one and apparantly he can play really well. The times covers most of the story up to now.

    Any theories?

    If he is capable of talking but just doesn't want to then I'd put it down to a publicity stunt.
    If he's not capable of talking and is in fact lost then.....it's just mind boggling, maybe he was a cruise ships pianist and he jumped off and washe dup on the beach....
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  • #2
    I've never heard of this guy. I'm willing to bet it was a ploy to get out of bankruptcy!
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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    • #3
      one reader said that he was clearly Mikael Forssel, the injured Chelsea striker from Sweden. "Mikael plays piano like he weaves magic paths through defences and he's obviously distraught that Chelsea are equivocating over his transfer to Birmingham."
      well that's that mystery solved.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Disliked
        apparantly he can play really well.
        I read a news article that basically said he just can play--he's not an accomplished pianist, just can competently hold his own on a piano. Supposedly the media has over-inflated his ability. (That's never happened before!)

        Still a really sad story.
        Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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        • #5
          From Wednesday:

          http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4569592
          "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

          Reinstate Me.

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          • #6
            Fucking thing has been in the news every day since they heard about the story, because supposedly he drew a swedish flag. Getting sick of it because I wasn't interested in the first place.
            Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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            • #7
              Oh, la la la, de de da
              La la, de de da da da

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              • #8
                check this broad out

                can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                • #9
                  laff. (@ Ilyaz)

                  Maybe he's one of the musicians from the titanic who has been frozen alive in an ice cube and has just recently thawed out and turned up?
                  I've seen the picture he drew of a piano in the paper, he is quite a talented artist.

                  Originally posted by Disliked
                  Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                  +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                  • #10
                    someone should have provoked him to say something like those british guards with the red suits and black hats that stand still for hours.
                    thread killer

                    Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                    • #11
                      I can't seem to find a decent picture of him, how are we meant to identify him?
                      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                      ---A few minutes later---
                      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                      9:Kim> UM
                      9:Kim> i didn't
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                      9:pascone> lol?

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                      • #12
                        Easy. He's the one driving his Mercedes through your front door.

                        Whoops, wrong Piano Man.

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                        • #13
                          It's me.
                          YOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
                          Click here to receive your price!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by NaiLed
                            well that's that mystery solved.
                            Mikael Forssel's Finnish - case re-opened

                            http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4557619.stm
                            Looks like a nutjob to me
                            Originally posted by Facetious
                            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GHB
                              It's me.
                              You would have babbled useless crap

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